*~ Michael ~* > *~ Michael ~*'s Quotes

“Q: What kind of washing detergent does the ocean use? A: Tide!”
― Johnny B. Laughing, LOL: Funny Jokes and Riddles for Kids

“Q: What did the cat lock the mouse in the freezer? A: To get mice cubes!”
― Uncle Amon, Mouse Jokes!

“Apparently, if you have depression you feel sad all the time or you get angry or you have trouble doing things. You run out of energy a lot.”
― Cecily Anne Paterson, Invisible

“I’m studying to be a spy, Ben. It’s my job to know things.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Spy School Goes South

“He says true love requires sacrifices and unbreakable bonds.”
― K.M. Shea, Sleeping Beauty