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Mouse Jokes! by Uncle Amon
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“Q: What did the cat lock the mouse in the freezer? A: To get mice cubes!”
― Uncle Amon, Mouse Jokes!

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“Why do mice have long tails? A: Because they would look funny with long legs!”
― Uncle Amon, Mouse Jokes!

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“Q: What does a 100 pound mouse say to a cat? A: Here kitty, kitty!”
― Uncle Amon, Mouse Jokes!

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“What did the cat lock the mouse in the freezer?”
― Uncle Amon, Mouse Jokes!

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“musical instruments”
― Uncle Amon, Mouse Jokes!

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“What is small, squeaky, and skilled at sword fights? A: The mouseketeer!”
― Uncle Amon, Mouse Jokes!

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