April > April's Quotes

“I don't like it when I outweigh my men.”
― Patricia Briggs, Moon Called

“Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.”
― Patricia Briggs, Iron Kissed

“MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.”
― Patricia Briggs, Moon Called

“Why didn't you say something sooner! I said He wasn't the only one disgusted. This is my first time on a horse. Really? Blaec said dryly, I couldn't tell. Oh just pretend its my son you're riding.”
― Sunny, Mona Lisa Blossoming

“She'd said that revenge was not sweet, that it was bloody. She was wrong. It *was* sweet. For one fleeting, glorious moment you felt incredible satisfaction. Then it was gone, empty, and you had to go on living. The power high that filled me with her light had faded, and all I tasted now were bitter ashes.”
― Sunny, Mona Lisa Blossoming

“Oh yes, I want to play with 'Samson'. Come to Delilah.”
― Sunny, Mona Lisa Awakening

“You don't change what you love or you never loved it to begin with.”
― Lora Leigh, Nauti Dreams

“You city boys and your psychologists. Just what we need, some fancy-pants lollygaggin' around telling us all how we need to get in touch with our inner child...I find that little inner bastard and I'll choke the shit out of him for the hell of it.

~ Jackal ~”
― Lora Leigh, Kiss of Heat

“Hmm, that's not sexual harassment, baby. When I decide to get sexual, trust me, you'll know it.”
― Lora Leigh, Megan's Mark

“Wolves eat cats for dinner. By God, I wanna be a wolf.
~Kane Tyler~”
― Lora Leigh, Elizabeth's Wolf

“There are much better ways to handle the delicate male ego.
With a two-by-four?
Only as a last resort and never in public.”
― Lora Leigh, Forbidden Pleasure

“It's a good thing I'm a reasonably patient woman. Otherwise, I might have to kill you.”
― Lora Leigh, Wicked Pleasure

“Men sucked. They were the root of every problem any woman could ever have. They were the reason for bras, the need for makeup, hair stylists, shaving legs,
and high heels that made the arch feel like it had a steel rod slammed up it. They were picky, arrogant, argumentative, and so damned certain of themselves <...>.”
― Lora Leigh, Real Men Do It Better

“I don't know about you, but I say we shoot the fuckers, bury the bodies and deny they were ever here." - Mordecai”
― Lora Leigh, Lion's Heat

“Don't worry, Mrs. Colder. For the most part, we keep him leashed and gagged. We only let him free when the cute little animal jokes are needed.
~Sherra Callahan (on Kane Tyler)~”
― Lora Leigh, Elizabeth's Wolf

“But I might—” he bit out. “Tell me you’re not a fucking virgin.”

“No, I’m not a fucking virgin. Virgins have yet to fuck, remember?”
― Lora Leigh, Tempting the Beast

“Do you know, every time I've seen you you've been like the Grim Reaper of goodwill and cheer. You should find another profession.”
― Lora Leigh, Maverick

“Red Riding Hood ran from her wolf," he told her with an edge of amusement.
"Red Riding Hood didn´t know what the hell she was missing”
― Lora Leigh, Jacob's Faith

“I pray. I go to mass. I even remember to respect my elders and help little old ladies across the street. What the hell did I do to deserve this?”
― Lora Leigh, Wild Card

“My money's on the lady," he drawled. "You don't tame a vixen, you just travel in her wake.”
― Lora Leigh, Hidden Agendas

“She snorted. I haven´t negotiated near enough where you are concerned, Jacob. If I had, I wouldn´t have suffered with terminal horniness for the past six years. I get my coffee, you get the sex. No limits allowed. No crying foul if you can´t keep up.
How much coffee can you drink? he asked her suspiciously.
Faith made certain her smile was innocent and non-threatening. The question is, Jacob, how often can you fuck?”
― Lora Leigh, Jacob's Faith

“Testosterone overload?" Merinus gave an unladylike grunt. "More like asshole overload if you ask me.”
― Lora Leigh, Tempting the Beast

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair.”
― Taylor Swift