Allison > Allison's Quotes

“Like picture books if the ones with words don’t work for you.”
― Mariana Zapata, Under Locke

“You like having all those teeth in your mouth? Or you good with going home, missing a few of them?”
― Mariana Zapata, Luna and the Lie

“Well what?” “Go fix it, you dimwitted night crawler.”
― Kristen Painter, The Vampire's Mail Order Bride

“Thunder cracked behind me, as if two boulders had been hurled against each other. People screamed, falling back, a few vanishing outright as darkness erupted. I whirled, and through the night drifting away like smoke on a wind, I found Rhysand straightening the lapels of his black jacket. “Hello, Feyre darling,” he purred.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Mist and Fury

“I read your letter. About the woman you love. I believe you. And I believe in peace. I believe in a better world. If anyone asks, you stole this during the meeting. Do not trust the others. The sixth queen was not ill.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Mist and Fury

“So there I was, tied to an altar made from outdated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil Librarians.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians

“Never had my home seemed more beautiful than in this moment when I was pressing each curve, each stone into my mind. The thousand lanterns illuminated the soil, the silver roof tiles reflected the stars. And on the balcony where I had stared at the world below, there stood a slender figure in white.”
― Sue Lynn Tan, Daughter of the Moon Goddess

“Johanna Lindsey’s Hearts Aflame.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Storm and Fury

“I thought you were dead,” he said. Gasping, I shrank back into bed, away from Peanut. “Oh my God, don’t ever do that again.” His head tilted. “Do what?” “That!” I shrieked. “Hover over me while I sleep.” “I do it all the time.” My eyes widened. “What?” “Sorry. Forget I said that.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Storm and Fury

“You can’t see me if I step one foot to the left, but you nailed that bastard in the blink of an eye.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Storm and Fury

“Stop sticking up for people when you shouldn’t. If someone treats you badly, call them out on it.” She shakes her head and glances at me from the corners of her eyes. “Never thought I’d hear a human defending a fae…or saying they’re ‘all right.’ What has the world come to?”
― Elise Kova, A Dance with the Fae Prince

“you?” “It’ll be good for you to mate with someone who has a firm hand. You could use the discipline.”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“Looking apprehensively at the gray wolf, the Alpha said, “You’ll be there too, right?” She smiled. “Don’t worry, I won’t let him eat you.”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“Crazy bitch? Oh no, honey, I’m an angel, I swear. The horns are only there to hold up the halo. But”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“Growling, Taryn gripped his head and turned it sharply so that she could stare into his eyes. “You listen to me, psycho boy. You might be happy to give your uncle the satisfaction of falling into his trap, but I’m not. Here’s what’s going to happen. We’re all going to calm down and drive back to Bedrock and you’re not going to give me any shit about it or, so help me God, I’ll beat you so bad you’ll have to put toothpaste in your ass to brush your teeth!” There was a moment of quiet before some of the guys chuckled and others just smiled. “I think she’s having caffeine withdrawal,” said Dante.”
― Suzanne Wright, Feral Sins

“On the fifth date of Shagmas my true love gave to me, One gay man dancing, One date of drinking, One fireman skating, One vegan weeping And a no-show outside the Pear Tree!”
― Jenny Bayliss, The Twelve Dates of Christmas

“He brings out your sparkle,” said Mac. “That’s not sparkle,” Kate corrected. “It’s rage-glitter.”
― Jenny Bayliss, The Twelve Dates of Christmas

“Absolutely.” I accepted a tart and took a bite. I didn’t recognize the texture of the filling. “These look great,” Avery told her. Perfect, Avery. Exactly like that. “What are they?” “These are the turtles that didn’t make it,” Miri replied, and I choked and spat half the tart out into my napkin. Avery put her hand over her mouth, either in shock or laughter or both. “I’m kidding!” Miri trilled, laughing. “They’re mincemeat.” Avery and Don began laughing at me and my face went red. “You got me,” I told Miri, grinning at her. It felt more like baring my teeth at her, and her eyes widened. “Shall we begin the tour?”
― Stephanie Archer, That Kind of Guy

“Then you need to learn to love her, because like it or not, you’re stuck with yourself.”
― Jenny Bayliss, Meet Me Under the Mistletoe

“But you never forget your first love. You leave a tiny piece of your heart with them, always, and hope that they keep it safe.”
― Jenny Bayliss, Meet Me Under the Mistletoe

“To Elara, a reader was an alchemist. They turned the mundane into something extraordinary, transforming words on a page into entire worlds.”
― Imani Erriu, Heavenly Bodies

“I mean, not what I would say to the man who just beat your friend with your other friend like he was a ragdoll.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“STONETOAD (ENTRY BY TADG MURDOCK) WILDERLAND: THE SEA CLASS: ??? AN UGLY, WARTY TOAD WITH A GEMSTONE IN ITS FOREHEAD. PEES SECRETES POISON. DOES NOT RESPECT AUTHORITY.”
― Amanda Foody, The Weeping Tide

“You’re okay, my love. Just think of the garden. Your lavender is blooming,” he cooed into her ear. “Screw my garden, Cahal—ahhhhhh!” she screamed through the leather as the king snapped the arrow in half and then reached behind her leg to pull it out the back end.”
― Leia Stone, The Broken Elf King

“Snow from the night before glistens across the bitter ground, while news of the sisters’ arrival spreads all throughout town. The gossip is crisp, the excitement oh so thick, while Cole stomps around as a very unhappy dick.”
― Meghan Quinn, How My Neighbor Stole Christmas

“Whenever you do something, make sure you always take it seriously. Your future self will thank you for it.”
― Hiiro Shimotsuki, Peddler in Another World: I Can Go Back to My World Whenever I Want! Volume 1

“If he’s this afraid of an empty mage’s tower, then how frightened would he be if he found out he was standing next to an actual mage? Actually, that might be pretty funny.”
― Seth Ring, Domestication

“Nothing is alive. She’s the hum beneath the silence, the movement in the cracks of the mirror. The darkness between the stars. A wound in the universe itself.”
― Liam Lawless, The Apocalypse is a Side Quest: Book Two