That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon Quotes

“I had only two things on my mind; cheese and how to get home.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Every scratch," he whispered, his tone gentle and comforting. "Every bruise, I will pay back in fire and blood."
I blinked. "Um...that is so sweet but so unnecessary.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Oh, the troubles I go through for my wife.” A thrill went up my spine at his words. “Am I really? We don’t need to have a ceremony or register with the church?” “Darling, we burned down the church.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“You don’t remember?” Fallon put his arms behind his head and settled back down. “Last night, you demanded we bring you cheese and then stated that you were the cheese queen.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Hold on,” he said, pointing to the bottle. “Did you just pull an entire bottle of liquor out of your skirt?” “Yes.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Cin, I can barely breathe when you are not near. If anything were to happen to you, if you left me to be alone again, these memories of you would kill me.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“I can be your villain.” He whispered. “Why don’t you let me take away the burden of choice for a while?”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“A fucking demon attacked me last night, and the day had the audacity to shine as if nothing happened? Rude.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“You…can talk.” She began slowly. “And…and not just basic words either. Like rational spoken words?” “I tend to save my mindless screaming for Tuesdays.” He replied coolly.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“I could die from this. They’ll have to write “fucked into oblivion” on my tombstone. But glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“My love, I’d sooner kill everyone on this ship to save you the embarrassment.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Who wouldn’t want to go off on a grand adventure with a bunch of hot heroes also chosen by the goddess?” Me bitches. No, thank you.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Ma swore, pointing her wooden spatula like a blade. “Chili! I mean, Cumin! I mean Cinnamon! Dammit, the middle child! Stop badgering the girl child!” Pa”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“You leave my father out of this; you don’t know what he’s been through!” Without missing a beat, Usha opened the window and shouted, “Coke! He’s been through a lot of coke!”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Oh. Bandit rapists. How cliche. I couldn’t even pretend to be surprised. Every adventure book I’ve ever read had at least one scene where the hero dashingly defeats a group of bandits to save the honor of a fair maiden. Only I wasn’t traveling with a hero. No. I was the lucky sucker saddled with a villain.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“I want you to flip me over and fuck me senseless. I want your hand grabbing my neck as you spank me until I come. Then I want you to pull my hair as you rut into me. And I want it now.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Intruders will catch these flames.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Who needs him? Or any man! Love was for people with not enough wine in their hands!”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“I mean, not what I would say to the man who just beat your friend with your other friend like he was a ragdoll. But live your best life, I guess.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Know this little rabbit, I make good on my threats, but I make good on my promises too.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“We lamia have haunted the dreams of men since the time of the ancients. The grandchildren of those who hurt me will weep at the sound of my name after I throw them in the pyre of my hatred and dance in the rain of their ashes.” “Oh.” That’s… a lot to take in. “Well. You guys are fun.” I clasped my hands together before they started to shake again.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“I am a strong, independent woman. I run my own segment of the renowned Hotpepper farm, and I pay my own bills. I was absolutely not turned on by that.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“I’ll grow on ya.” “Like a plague,” I muttered.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Who needs him? Or any man! Love is for people with not enough wine in their hands! With an equilibrium entirely hampered by my love of wine, I stumbled out of the dancing crowd into the food stalls in my daring quest for more cheese. My trusted nose locked on to the smell of aged cheddar and the race was on.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Goddess loves you. Dave loves you. Dave is love.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Don’t you just want to go feral?”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“Why is the bed covered in cheese?”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“You’ve known me for four days!” Fallon grinned and took the reins from my hands and flicked them to have the horses pick up the pace. “Yes. And in those four days, I’ve met your parents—” “You threatened my parents.” “Semantics.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“His hair was all but gone, except for a ring of scraggly hair going from his ears to the back of his head. I don’t know why balding men choose to keep that. Just shave it off.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon

“I rose and pointed a finger at him. “You tried to kill me last night!” “Semantics.” He shrugged.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon