Strange > Strange's Quotes

“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”
― Voltaire

“What kind of fuckery is this?”
― Amy Winehouse

“To die will be an awfully big adventure.”
― J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan

“It was like when you're a little kid and you run into your teacher or librarian at the grocery store or Wal-mart and it's just so startling, because it never occurred to you they existed outside of school.”
― Sarah Dessen, Just Listen

“Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over.”
― Walter Anderson

“Writer advice... Write. Finish things. Go for walks. Read a lot & outside your comfort zone. Stay interested. Daydream. Write.”
― Neil Gaiman

“Taken out of context, I must seem so strange”
― Ani DiFranco, Ani DiFranco: Verses

“When I look down, I miss all the good stuff
And when I look up, I just trip over things...”
― Ani DiFranco, Ani DiFranco - Little Plastic Castle

“I did not design this game; I did not name the stakes. I just happen to like apples; and I am not afraid of snakes.”
― ani difranco

“Maybe you don't like your job. Maybe you didn't get enough sleep. Nobody likes their job; nobody got enough sleep. Maybe you just had the worst day of your life. You know there's no escape and there's no excuse, so just suck up and be nice.”
― Ani DiFranco, Ani DiFranco - Little Plastic Castle

“I don't care if they eat me alive, I've got better things to do than survive.”
― Ani DiFranco

“Maybe you can keep me from never being happy, but you're not going to stop me from HAVING FUN!”
― Ani DiFranco

“They can call me crazy if I fail, all the chance that I need, is one-in-a-million and they can call me brilliant if I succeed.”
― Ani DiFranco

“Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.”
― Miss Piggy

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
― Jim Henson

“THAT'S IT!" Terminus cried. "That's AGAINST THE RULES!"
Polybotes frowned, obviously confused that he was being told off by a statue. "What are you?" he growled. "Shut up!"
He pushed the statue over and turned back to Percy.
"Now I'm MAD!" Terminus shrieked. "I'm strangling you. Feel that? Those are my hands around your neck, you big bully. Get over here! I'm going to head-butt you so hard--”
― Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune

“Unicorns are man-eating monsters. They don't have wings, they aren't lavender or sparkly, and you could never catch one to ride without its goring you through the sternum. And even if it somehow managed to miss your major arteries-and it never misses-you'd still die from the deadly poison in its horn.”
― Diana Peterfreund

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”
― John Lennon

“I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.”
― John Scalzi

“You are ugly now, on the inside, where it matters most...you are beastly.”
― Alex Flinn, Beastly