Chase Hackett > Chase's Quotes

“Okay, so I'm an optimist. My mother says I'm cock-eyed---but I don't think she means it like it sounds.”
― Chase Taylor Hackett, Where Do I Start?

“I have, let me confess it in all humility, a pitiful human wish that someone should know just how clever I have been”
― Agatha Christie, And Then There Were None

“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
― George Burns

“He didn't want to have to be the Gay Best Friend providing life lessons for liberal straight people. He just wanted to get laid.”
― FayJay, The Student Prince

“You managed to turn a police interview into an episode of the gay Bachelor.”
― Gregory Ashe, Declination

“my story, is a lot more interesting than some dried up old Russians. Why? This story has dicks, lots and lots of dicks.”
― Nick Pageant, Beauty and the Bookworm

“I wouldn’t call it performance anxiety exactly, because my dick was so hard I could have let him do pull ups on it. One-handed pull ups, I admit, but still – pull ups.”
― Nick Pageant, Beauty and the Bookworm

“Even the road to Disneyland has potholes”
― Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!”
― Bram Stoker