Wendy > Wendy's Quotes

“I’m giving you to him today, baby girl. But I don’t do it lightly. You’ve had my heart since the day you were born.”
― Kris Michaels, Adam

“Holy Mother of God, who in the hell decided it was a good idea to mix his brothers, a team of professional mercenaries, and alcohol together? Whoever that was, the asshole needed to be shot. Somehow”
― Kris Michaels, Jared

“Drake chimed in, “No, Mortimer or Horatio—something long suffering and filled with angst.”
“Mortimer? Horatio? What the hell is angst? What kind of word is that? Dude, have you been reading a thesaurus again? What did I tell you about using words you can’t understand?”
― Kris Michaels, Adam

“My mom once told me life isn’t about the millions of breaths you take. It’s about the individual moments that take your breath away.”
― Kris Michaels, Joseph

“She was a heart of gold wrapped in a bundle of nerves and served on a plate of ADD.”
― Kris Michaels, Jared

“Been there, done that and got the condescension t-shirt. "The”
― Kris Michaels, Jade

“Lord, the woman could nag a dead horse into walking ten miles.”
― Kris Michaels, Jade

“Stop calling him a pretty boy.”
“What would you rather me call him? Sexy? Your boy-toy? Love interest? Snuggle Bunny? I could go on for days.”
― Kris Michaels, Jared

“I’m not twisted! I’m just… strategically bent in several places.”
― Kris Michaels, Jared

“Whatever it takes.” “As long as it takes.” Ani automatically finished the words he’d lived his life by for the last ten years.”
― Kris Michaels, Anubis

“I'm not crazy! Guardian has me tested! Once a year!”
― Kris Michaels, Justin

“Carmine held back and turned to Nic, grasping his arm, stopping him from following. "That woman is insane." "Not true, we have her tested quarterly. It's a Guardian requirement. Although, now that you mention it, she may be off her meds." Nic shrugged off his brother's hand and followed Mario to the kitchen.”
― Kris Michaels, Jade

“The wild, incorrigible, irreverent, and slightly insane woman had poured her essence around him when life threatened to break him apart.”
― Kris Michaels, Jade

“Lord above, did you fire your brains out of that damn rocket launcher?”
― Kris Michaels, Justin

“Perfect. Welcome to life at the bottom of the drain.”
― Kris Michaels, Jade

“Our time on this planet is too short to hide in fear of making a mistake.”
― Kris Michaels, Jason