Jared Quotes

“She was a heart of gold wrapped in a bundle of nerves and served on a plate of ADD.”
― Kris Michaels, Jared

“Holy Mother of God, who in the hell decided it was a good idea to mix his brothers, a team of professional mercenaries, and alcohol together? Whoever that was, the asshole needed to be shot. Somehow”
― Kris Michaels, Jared

“I’m not twisted! I’m just… strategically bent in several places.”
― Kris Michaels, Jared

“Stop calling him a pretty boy.”
“What would you rather me call him? Sexy? Your boy-toy? Love interest? Snuggle Bunny? I could go on for days.”
― Kris Michaels, Jared