Jade Quotes

“Carmine held back and turned to Nic, grasping his arm, stopping him from following. "That woman is insane." "Not true, we have her tested quarterly. It's a Guardian requirement. Although, now that you mention it, she may be off her meds." Nic shrugged off his brother's hand and followed Mario to the kitchen.”
― Kris Michaels, Jade

“Lord, the woman could nag a dead horse into walking ten miles.”
― Kris Michaels, Jade

“Been there, done that and got the condescension t-shirt. "The”
― Kris Michaels, Jade

“The wild, incorrigible, irreverent, and slightly insane woman had poured her essence around him when life threatened to break him apart.”
― Kris Michaels, Jade

“Perfect. Welcome to life at the bottom of the drain.”
― Kris Michaels, Jade

“Pissed people make mistakes. Let's hope for pissed. Unstable is crazy, and you can't get ahead of crazy.”
― Kris Michaels, Jade

“The totality of the malfeasance burned through her soul like acid-instant, unstoppable, and defacing.”
― Kris Michaels, Jade

“You are not hearing a case, Ma, and your ipso jure twist on the answer I gave does not constitute grounds for censure, nor does it compel me to answer your question.”
― Kris Michaels, Jade