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    Cassandra Clare
    “I did not make a pie,” Alec repeated, gesturing expressively with one hand, “for three reasons. One, because I do not have any pie ingredients. Two, because I don’t actually
    know how to make a pie.”
    He paused, clearly waiting.
    Removing his sword and leaning it against the cave wall, Jace said warily, “And three?”
    “Because I am not your bitch,” Alec said, clearly pleased with himself.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Heavenly Fire

  • #2
    Madeline Ashby
    “The dance took place on a viewpoint level of Tower Four. Each hour, the whole floor would make a single revolution, so couples at tables could see both the city and the ocean. This was by far its lowest-tech feature. The Synth-Bio Club had engineered all manner of plants and animals just for the occasion: grabby little tentacular vines that climbed up the walls, twirling maple keys that danced and spun in the air like pixies and spiralled up from whatever surface they touched, butterflies that dampened signal by flapping their Faraday wings.
    None of the students really noticed. They were too busy miming anal on the dance floor.”
    Madeline Ashby, Company Town
    tags: humor

  • #3
    Madeline Ashby
    “The whole bioluminescent inkjob trend really didn’t work for white people. Not enough contrast.”
    Madeline Ashby, Company Town

  • #4
    Mackenzi Lee
    “We are not broken things, neither of us. We are cracked pottery mended with laquer and flakes of gold, whole as we are, complete unto each other. Complete and worthy and so very loved.”
    Mackenzi Lee, The Gentleman's Guide to Vice and Virtue

  • #5
    Gretchen McCulloch
    “Still, it’s tempting to mislabel the many words currently being appropriated into general American pop culture from African American English as “social media words” simply because they’re used by young people, and young people are on social media, without giving due credit to the words’ true origins. Fittingly, the internet has come up with a word for this: columbusing, or white people claiming to discover something that was already well established in another community, by analogy with how Columbus gets credit for discovering America despite the millions of people who already lived there.”
    Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language



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