Because Internet Quotes

“Like the big collaborative projects of the internet, such as Wikipedia and Firefox, like the decentralized network of websites and machines that make up the internet itself, language is a network, a web. Language is the ultimate participatory democracy. To put it in technological terms, language is humanity's most spectacular open source project.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Standard” language and “correct” spelling are collective agreements, not eternal truths, and collective agreements can change.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding how language is changing

“Irony is a linguistic trust fall.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding how language is changing

“Language is humanity's most spectacular open source project.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“IBM experimented with adding Urban Dictionary data to its artificial intelligence system Watson, only to scrub it all out again when the computer started swearing at them.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Dictionaries are the record of how people are already using the language, not providers of words for us to start using.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Thinking of emoji as gestures helps put things into perspective if we're tempted to start thinking, "If words were good enough for Shakespeare, why aren't they good enough for us?" We can pause and realize that plain words weren't actually good enough for Shakespeare. A lot of what Shakespeare wrote was plays, designed not to be read on a page, but to be performed by people. How many of us have struggled through reading Shakespeare as a disembodied script in school, only to see him come to life in a well-acted production?”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Perfectly following a list of punctuation rules may grant me some kinds of power, but it won’t grant me love. Love doesn’t come from a list of rules—it emerges from the spaces between us, when we pay attention to each other and care about the effect that we have on each other. When we learn to write in ways that communicate our tone of voice, not just our mastery of rules, we learn to see writing not as a way of asserting our intellectual superiority, but as a way of listening to each other better. We learn to write not for power, but for love. But for all the subtle vocal modulations that typography can express, we’re not just voices. We still need a way to convey the messages that we send with the rest of our bodies.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“adding someone in social media is a way of ading them to the hallway you stroll down, a way of saying, "I might like to have more unplanned interactions with you, and we can see where things go from there.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Like how money is just squiggles on paper or on a screen until it determines whether you can eat lunch, words are just meat twitches until they determine whether you can get a job -- or whether someone will even deign to tell you where the shoe section is.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Sending someone all of the possible birthday party emoji is extra festive: great! But sending someone all of the possible phallic emoji (say, the eggplant and the cucumber and the corncob and the banana) is NOT extra sexxaayy: that’s a weird salad.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“language is a thing that lives in the minds of individual humans at individual points in time, a thing that can’t be fully encompassed in a static list of rules like a game of chess.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Still, it’s tempting to mislabel the many words currently being appropriated into general American pop culture from African American English as “social media words” simply because they’re used by young people, and young people are on social media, without giving due credit to the words’ true origins. Fittingly, the internet has come up with a word for this: columbusing, or white people claiming to discover something that was already well established in another community, by analogy with how Columbus gets credit for discovering America despite the millions of people who already lived there.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Language's only known predator is other people: many languages have been stamped out or imposed on others through war or conquest.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Many languages can’t have spelling bees because their spelling systems are so logical that no one would ever get knocked out. English spellers can only dream!”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Clearly, it's not the R's fault. R is a harmless consonant that never asked to be embroiled in any of our petty human squabbles.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“High school is a place where people really notice small social details, whether that’s the cool brand of jeans, who’s now going out with who, or vowels.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Writing and weaving are both acts of creation by bringing together. A storyteller is a spinner of yarns, and the internet's founding metaphor is of a web.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Rather than thinking of books as a way of embalming language, of rendering it fixed and dead for eternity (or at least of trapping and caging it so it doesn’t move around quite so much), we can think of them as maps and guidebooks to help people navigate language’s living, moving splendor. Every atlas eventually becomes a history book, but a globe is still a glorious thing to feel spinning under your hands with potential.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“The Library of Congress archives memes now, preserving things like the Lolcat Bible, Urban Dictionary, and Know Your Meme. It calls them, charmingly and also not entirely inaccurately, “folklore.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Like how money is just squiggles on paper or on a screen until it determines whether you can eat lunch, words are just meat twitches until they determine whether you can get a job”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Irony is a linguistic trust fall. When I write or speak with a double meaning, I fall backwards, hoping that you’ll be there to catch me. The risks are high: misaimed irony can gravely injure the conversation. But the rewards are high, too: the sublime joy of feeling purely understood, the comfort of knowing someone’s on your side.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“UTSL for "use the source, Luke!" a Star Wars-ian way of suggesting that people read the source code before asking questions about it”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Could we not put our tremendous computing power (both human and mechanical) to better use than upholding the prejudices of a bunch of aristocrats from the eighteenth century?”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“But it’s important to be cautious about any attempt at Divination By Teenager.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“A big problem in internet research is that half the links you cite will stop working in just two years. To mitigate link rot, every link in this book has been saved in the Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine, and I’ve made a donation to help it stay in operation. Enter any broken urls at archive.org for a backed-up copy.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“Like how money is just squiggles on paper or on a screen until it determines whether you can eat lunch, words are just meat twitches until they determine whether you can get a job—or whether someone will even deign to tell you where the shoe section is.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language

“people who were more fluent at typing used their increased facility to be more polite, just as polite as they would have been while talking.”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding how language is changing

“no other generation is going to match the average level of tech savvy of the people for whom getting online was truly difficult,”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding how language is changing

“When asking about the future of technolinguistic tools, like speech to text or predictive smart replies, we need to ask not just how they can be used, but how they can be subverted; not just how designers can help users communicate their intentions, but how users can help them communicate more than the designers intended. It’s all very”
― Gretchen McCulloch, Because Internet: Understanding the New Rules of Language