Quotes - John Martin (httpgoodreadscomjohn_martin) (Canberra, Australia) Showing 1-10 of 10

#1

“The early worm gets eaten by the early bird.”
― John Martin

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#2

“The first draft of anything is shit.”
― Ernest Hemingway

tags: attributed-no-source, writing

#3

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

#4

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

#5

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

#6

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

tags: deadlines, humor, humour, work, writing

#7

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

tags: death, fear, humor, life

#8

“The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
― Alexandre Dumas-fils

#9

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields

#10

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
― Markus Herz

tags: books, health, humor, misattributed-mark-twain, misprints

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