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John Martin

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I'm an Australian who writes funny novels with a dash of mystery and sometimes with a dollop of whodunnit.

You can get one of my ebooks FREE by subscribing to my mailing list.

The free offering is a selection of my funny flash fiction, Noah, Give Us Back Our Tasmanian Tigers Back which features one of the characters from my Windy Mountain series before he became respectable.


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John Martin I don't believe in it. I think this is because I spent all my working life as a journalist on newspapers -- and meeting deadlines was a matter of…moreI don't believe in it. I think this is because I spent all my working life as a journalist on newspapers -- and meeting deadlines was a matter of necessity if you want to get paid. When you are writing fiction, sure there are days ideas don't flow. But there's always stuff to do. Work on a profile of a character. Do some research that's related to what you're doing. Proof-read/rework stuff you've already written. Write a scene from a chapter way ahead, and work out where it fits in later.(less)
John Martin I guess it's the same thing as completing a painting or building a nice piece of furniture. Satisfaction. A sense of achievement, knowing you've put…moreI guess it's the same thing as completing a painting or building a nice piece of furniture. Satisfaction. A sense of achievement, knowing you've put long hours and all the knowledge and imagination you can muster into those 70,000, 80,000 or 90,000 words. I can't paint for nuts, I can't nail two pieces of wood together - but I can do this. If people enjoy it, that's a bonus.(less)
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Thirty years of laughs in one compilation

My compilation of the first three funny mystery novels in the Windy Mountain Tasmanian Tiger series Different Stripes by John Martin is out.
Different Stripes is available at Amazon, Apple, Barnes and Noble, and Kobo.

It contains three novels.
Who Knew Tasmanian Tigers Eat Apples! by John Martin Lie of the Tiger by John Martin Blokes on a Plane by John Martin

The books cover nearly thirty years of laughs and mystery.

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How Much Is That Scorpion in the Window (Humor)
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Description: When I was a boy, pet shops provided simple pets for simple needs in simple times. But times have changed. "I was in the pet shop the other day and was truly startled with what they had to sell," I write in this collection of stories both small and tall. The book is out of print. I still have a couple on my bookshelf.
Apples (Humor)
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Description: A satire based in Windy Mountain in Tasmania in the early 1990s when the question was oft asked about the Tasmanian Tiger: is it extinct or not? Former town drunk Bert Whish-Willson swears he saw one in a bus shelter and loses his job because the locals feel it brings shame upon them. A Texas millonaire begs to differ and finances the local footy star to search for it in the surrounding bush. Also this was self published in 1994. I still have a few copies left decaying in my garage if anyone wants to buy a collector's item.
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Description: Paperback print-on-demand version about a bumbling British former army officer, Major Jeremy Billycock-Smythe, who marries into cash-poor but artistocratic family in Australia and launches an enterprise to save his wife's historic homestead Rowbottom from bankruptcy. Along the way, he finds and loses some illegal refugees, and seriously annoys his childhood friend, officials in charge of government secrets, and a bunch of high-powered executives. On one level, it's all satirical. But if people don't get the satire, hopefullly it's just funny on another level. There are no American characters but there is an important US link. It has been a Print on Demand book for a year or so now but I've just launched it as an ebook on Amazon and I'm thrilled that it's now within the reach of a global readership http://www.amazon.com/Major-Top-Secret-Mission-ebook/dp/B005MEZUFY/ (US$3.99). http://www.amazon.co.uk/Major-Top-Secret-Mission-ebook/dp/B005MEZUFY (£2.83). The print and ink version is still available for $AUS27.92 and you can order it via my web site, www.dunno.com.au or straight from the publisher, http://www.equilibriumbooks.com/majorbs.htm Reviews: http://www.dunno.com.au/bsreviews.html Q&A: http://www.dunno.com.au/jkminterview.htm You can read the first chapter free at http://www.freado.com/player/bookplayer.php?contentid=4763&authorid=3759&preview=1 and you can also download a free sample from Amazon.
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Description: Ebook version about a bumbling British former army officer, Major Jeremy Billycock-Smythe, who marries into cash-poor but artistocratic family in Australia and launches an enterprise to save his wife's historic homestead Rowbottom from bankruptcy. Along the way, he finds and loses some illegal refugees, and seriously annoys his childhood friend, officials in charge of government secrets, and a bunch of high-powered executives. On one level, it's all satirical. But if people don't get the satire, hopefullly it's just funny on another level. There are no American characters but there is an important US link. It has been a Print on Demand book for a year or so now but I've just launched it as an ebook on Amazon and I'm thrilled that it's now within the reach of a global readership http://www.amazon.com/Major-Top-Secret-M... (US$3.99). http://www.amazon.co.uk/Major-Top-Secret... (£2.83). The print and ink version is still available for $AUS27.92 and you can order it via my web site, www.dunno.com.au or straight from the publisher, http://www.equilibriumbooks.com/majorbs.... Reviews: http://www.dunno.com.au/bsreviews.html Q&A: http://www.dunno.com.au/jkminterview.htm... You can read the first chapter free at http://www.freado.com/player/bookplayer.... and you can also download a free sample from Amazon.
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John Martin Just a heads-up. My ebook version of my funny mystery novel Who Knew Tasmanian Tigers Eat Apples! by John Martin is now free from Amazon, B&N, Apple and Kobo.

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message 36: by Scott

Scott Roberts Merry Christmas


message 35: by John

John Martin To celebrate the release of the new cover for Escape from Mad Bill's Island by John Martin , I'm offering free review copies.
You can download a free copy of my book in Kindle or ePub format:
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Of course, a review on Amazon or Goodreads isn't obligatory. But it helps other readers decide if a book is worth reading, and it helps shape what I might write next.


message 34: by Carolyn

Carolyn Hi John, thanks for the friend request!


message 33: by Stacy

Stacy Merry Christmas John!!!!!!!!!


TyCobbsTeeth TyCobbsTeeth Hi John,
Sorry to be slow responding.
Thanks for connecting with me on GR.
Hope you have a great week.
Cheers!
Rob


message 31: by Orient

Orient

Nice to meet you in GR universe :)


message 30: by Majenta

Majenta Hi, John, just wanted to let you know that I've left reviews of MAJOR BS here and at Amazon. Thanks for the opportunity! Keep writing! I hope you're having a good week. Blessings!

Best wishes from Majenta


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John Martin FREE FOR FIVE DAYS
My funny (with pathos) novel, Major BS and the Illegal Immigrants.
Reviews appreciated.

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John Martin Anyone want to review my latest novel? I can send you a .mobi file or a PDF.

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John Martin Major BS and the Illegal Immigrants by John Martin Major BS and the Illegal Immigrants


If anyone's interested in reviewing this ebook, which comes out in the next few days, give me a hoy at jkmdunno@gmail.com
I can send you a pdf or, alternatively, I plan to make the book free for five days at Amazon from September 2. All I want is an honest review at Amazon and/or Goodreads.


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John Martin New Zealand editor Anne-Marie Emerson McDonald has been casting her eagle eyes over my novel, which is on schedule for release as an ebook next week.
You can preorder it here.
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message 24: by Majenta

Majenta Hi, John! Thanks for contacting me, Friend Request Accepted, thanks for Requesting! Good to hear from another author! Congratulations on your books! Happy reading, writing, and everything else. Have a great writing day. I like the Hemingway quote about the first draft of anything being... Well, that could sometimes mean the ! the person went through and is now writing about! But, no, I think I understand what he meant. And I hope you don't have to deal with a lot of ! in your life. Blessings!

Best wishes from Majenta


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John Martin Forty-six years ago today I sat in my grade six classroom watching Neil Armstrong step on the moon via a black and white television. It was about the same quality of transmission as the ultra-sound of my son when he was but a foetus almost 22 years ago.

Fast forward to 2016 and a moon landing figures in my collection of funny flash fiction, Romeo and Julie.

It's one of 16 stories, and the good news is the ebook is currently free to download from Amazon, http://ow.ly/EqkH302sbUK

Find out who got the cocoa pops from the Variety Pack they took with them on the lunar landing module. Find out, too, who is most annoyed with his snap shots photo-processing lab.

Read also samples from my three upcoming novels. I call them funny novels with pathos.

Romeo and Julie Romeo and Julie by John Martin


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John Martin Romeo and Julie Romeo and Julie by John Martin
FREE July 18 to 22: Gorgonzola entree is served ahead of three funny new novels. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01EF0BVQW/... … … via @amazon #ComedyBookWeek


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John Martin Get your free download tomorrow (July 15) and Saturday (July 16) of my ebook of flash fiction from Amazon http://ow.ly/psYP302bp4m I'm participating in #ComedyBookWeek and I've updated the book and added sample chapters from my new upcoming novels, Romeo and Julie Romeo and Julie by John Martin


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John Martin My participation in ‪#‎ComedyBookWeek‬ is paltry, but I was caught unawares this year. Who knew there was such a thing? I threw one book of flash fiction, Romeo and Julie, into the ring.
Find out more at https://comedybookweek.com


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John Martin Major BS and the Illegal Immigrants Major BS and the Illegal Immigrants by John Martin

My novel is due out on August 23 but you can pre-order now --

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John Martin http://ow.ly/oWVR300t0jq Major BS rises again


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John Martin Fifty-one stories from a father. Diverse topics include the day he came to call himself a man in a fountain of pee, to the day he drove the getaway trolley at the teddy bears' picnic.
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John Martin I have new blog entries up at my Amazon author page. http://www.amazon.com/John-Martin/e/B...


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John Martin Offer ends today. My short story collection is still free at Amazon Australia, http://ow.ly/4mV5E8

Romeo and Julie by John Martin Romeo and Julie


message 11: by John

John Martin I feel like the guy in the silly hat out the front of the sideshow. "Hurry, hurry. Step right up for the greatest show on earth."

Only it's not that momentus. But my book is still free on Amazon Australia http://ow.ly/4mV2Mn for a limited time. So hurry, hurry. Step right up.

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John Martin For those people living in the Northern Hemisphere and still slaving away towards the weekend, I feel the need to gloat. My Friday after work is here already. Now, what to read?


message 9: by James

James Thanks for the friend request!


Robert Thanks for the friend request, John.


message 7: by John (last edited Jan 09, 2012 05:01AM)

John Martin It's easy to like Mike Rokyo's stuff, jan.
He had the right mix for me of humour, anger and sensitivities.
When i entered journalism as a copyboy in 1976, one of my first jobs was to tear up the paper from the telex machine as it arrived and arrange it in piles - news, sport,features etc for the various editors.
Royko's columns reached us in Tasmania via worldwide syndication and was used inb our newspaper each week. But I read it first, so much so that I probably neglected the other piles a bit. Thus began my aspiration to write like Royko. I never reached it buyt, boy, I still read that collection from time to time and dream.


message 6: by Jan C

Jan C Thanks for the friend request, John.

As a Chicagoan, I've got to say that anyone who has Royko on their shelf, can't be all bad.


Sammy Goode Thank you for the friendvite--looking forward to chatting online with you!


message 4: by Becca

Becca Hi John :)


Rogier Thank you for the friend add


message 2: by Simon

Simon Thanks for looking me up, John.


Tamara Rose Blodgett Thanks for your friendship John and welcome to GR~! ;)


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