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  • #1
    Eliezer Yudkowsky
    “But it is cute. It's such a boy thing to do.

    Drop dead.

    Aw, you say the most romantic things.”
    Eliezer Yudkowsky, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

  • #2
    Mike Resnick
    “Don't worry about it. If I'm wrong, Security is monitoring me every second."
    "That just means they'll know who to charge with your murder," said Forrice.
    "Are you always this optimistic?"
    "I have to be an optimist," explained Forrice. "I won't have anyone to tease if they kill you.”
    Mike Resnick, Starship: Mutiny

  • #3
    C.S. Friedman
    “I sold my soul for knowledge of the future, only to have that very pact render me forever ignorant (Gerald Tarrant).”
    C.S. Friedman, When True Night Falls

  • #4
    Eliezer Yudkowsky
    “Without thinking about it at all, Harry stepped in front of Hermione.

    There was an intake of breath from behind him, and then a moment later Hermione brushed past and stepped in front of him. "Run, Harry!" she said. "Boys shouldn't have to be in danger.”
    Eliezer Yudkowsky, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

  • #5
    C.S. Friedman
    “Only in summer-phase is it carnivorous.”

    If there was an award for understatement, I thought, the Tyr would trounce all competition.”
    C.S. Friedman, The Madness Season

  • #6
    C.S. Friedman
    “My identity is without root.”
    C.S. Friedman, The Madness Season

  • #7
    C.S. Friedman
    “The Tyr had tried. It had really tried. It must have gone over every element of human psychology, tried desperately to understand the nature of human aesthetic sense … and then failed, miserably, in every regard.”
    C.S. Friedman, The Madness Season

  • #8
    C.S. Friedman
    “We share need, not-human. Yours is straightforward.” … “Mine is less so, but you will serve it. Come.”
    C.S. Friedman, The Madness Season

  • #9
    C.S. Friedman
    “All about us were people. Perhaps a hundred. Men. Experience had taught me that humans were cruelest when segregated by sex, and the cold feeling in the pit of my stomach became led. What had I let myself in for?”
    C.S. Friedman, The Madness Season

  • #10
    Eliezer Yudkowsky
    “And then Harry Potter had launched in to a speech that was inspiring, yet vague. A speech to the effect that Fred and George and Lee had tremendous potential if they could just learn to be weirder. To make people's live surreal, instead of just surprising them with the equivalents of buckets of water propped above doors. (Fred and George had exchanged interested looks, they'd never thought of that one.) Harry Potter had invoked a picture of the prank they'd pulled on Neville - which, Harry had mentioned with some remorse, the Sorting Hat had chewed him out on - but which must have made Neville doubt his own sanity. For Neville it would have felt like being suddendly transported into an alternate universe. The same way everyone else had felt when they'd seen Snape apologize. That was the true power of pranking.”
    Eliezer Yudkowsky, Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

  • #11
    Neal Stephenson
    “Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, and devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad.”
    Neal Stephenson

  • #12
    Neal Stephenson
    “I just saved your fucking life, Mom. . . . You could at least offer me an Oreo.”
    Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

  • #13
    Neal Stephenson
    “She's a woman, you're a dude. You're not supposed to understand her. That's not what she's after.... She doesn't want you to understand her. She knows that's impossible. She just wants you to understand yourself. Everything else is negotiable.”
    Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

  • #14
    Neal Stephenson
    “To condense fact from the vapor of nuance.”
    Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

  • #15
    Neal Stephenson
    “..this is just like life must be for about 99 percent of the people in the world. You're in this place. There's other people all around you, but they don't understand you and you don't understand them, but people do a lot of pointless babbling anyway. In order to stay alive, you have to spend all day every day doing stupid meaningless work. And the only way to get out of it is to quit, cut loose, take a flyer, and go off into the wicked world, where you will be swallowed up and never heard from again.”
    Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

  • #16
    C.S. Friedman
    “It is in the nature of man that he is antagonistic toward the others of his sex. Each man sees in another a potential competitor for the limited rewards of male success, and the hostility which arises between them is a part of the natural balance of human life.

    It is possible, as in the case of father and son, that a closeness will arise between two men which threatens the functional hostility of each. It is the duty of society to provide an artificial means of encouraging the proper degree of antagonism.”
    C.S. Friedman

  • #17
    “Listen she said, everything ends, every single relationship you will ever have in your lifetime is going to end.... I'll die, you'll die, you'll get tired of each other. You don't always know how it's going to happen, but it is always going to happen. So stop trying to make everything permanent, it doesn't work. I want you to go out there and find some nice man you have no intention of spending the rest of your life with. You can be very, very happy with people you aren't going to marry.”
    Ann Patchett, This Is the Story of a Happy Marriage

  • #18
    Jeff Lindsay
    “you can’t use logic on human behavior.”
    Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

  • #19
    Jeff Lindsay
    “I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.”
    Jeff Lindsay, Dearly Devoted Dexter

  • #20
    Jeff Lindsay
    “... Dexter the sofa spud ...”
    Jeff Lindsay

  • #21
    Jeff Lindsay
    “Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.”
    Jeff Lindsay, Dexter in the Dark

  • #22
    Jeff Lindsay
    “I'm not sure what I am. I just know there's something dark in me. I hide it. I certainly don't talk about it, but it's there always, this Dark Passenger. And when he's driving, I feel alive, half sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don't fight him, I don't want to. He's all I've got. Nothing else could love me, not even... especially not me. Or is that just a lie the Dark Passenger tells me? Because lately there are these moments when I feel connected to something else... someone. It's like the mask is slipping and things... people... who never mattered before are suddenly starting to matter. It scares the hell out of me.”
    Jeff Lindsay, Darkly Dreaming Dexter

  • #23
    Philip K. Dick
    “It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
    Philip K. Dick, VALIS

  • #24
    Cassandra Clare
    “The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #25
    Cassandra Clare
    “That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain.”
    Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

  • #26
    Kami Garcia
    “In the wake of my talk with Earl, we had come to a mutual understanding about Lena, the only kind guys ever come to. Meaning, I hadn’t brought it up, and they hadn’t brought it up, and between us, we somehow all agreed to go on like this indefinitely. Don’t ask, don’t tell.”
    Kami Garcia, Beautiful Creatures

  • #27
    Faith Hunter
    “Yeah. You treat him like a son or a soldier, instead of like a brother. He wants you to like him and admire him and love him. Maybe in that order.”
    Faith Hunter, Death's Rival

  • #28
    Faith Hunter
    “Really sucked the red off of all my candy.”
    Faith Hunter, Mercy Blade



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