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  • #1
    Jordan Castillo Price
    “I'd blow someone for a valium," I said in Jacob's ear.
    "Maybe he's got one... but try offering a hand-job first so you retain some leverage.”
    Jordan Castillo Price, GhosTV

  • #2
    Jordan Castillo Price
    “What the fuck happened to you? [...] You look like you lost a fight with a lamprey. Hickey, hickey...bruise, bruise, bruise...bite. I thought that thing on your neck the other day was just a fluke. I guess not--looks like you get off on picking up a few souvenirs when you...get off. ~Crash”
    Jordan Castillo Price, Camp Hell

  • #3
    Jordan Castillo Price
    “I really hate threesomes when one of the participants is dead.”
    Jordan Castillo Price, Among the Living

  • #4
    Josh Lanyon
    “Why can't you say it?" I hardened my voice. "Because I'm telling you, you never have. I'd have remembered."
    He stared at me with disbelief. [...]
    "Love you? Of course I love you. Baby, I fucking worship you.”
    Josh Lanyon, The Dark Tide

  • #5
    Scott Lynch
    “Someday, Locke Lamora,” he said, “someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.”
    “Oh please,” said Locke. “It’ll never happen.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #6
    Scott Lynch
    “... It's perfect! Locke would appreciate it."

    "Bug," Calo said, "Locke is our brother and our love for him knows no bounds. But the four most fatal words in the Therin language are 'Locke would appreciate it.'"

    "Rivalled only by 'Locke taught me a new trick,'" added Galo.

    "The only person who gets away with Locke Lamora games ..."

    "... is Locke ..."

    "... because we think the gods are saving him up for a really big death. Something with knives and hot irons ..."

    "... and fifty thousand cheering spectators.”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #7
    Scott Lynch
    “Know something? I'd lay even odds that between the people following us and the people hunting us, we've become this city's principle means of employment. Tal Verrar's entire economy is now based on fucking with us.”
    Scott Lynch, Red Seas Under Red Skies

  • #8
    Scott Lynch
    “Just one question, you arrogant fucking cocksucker" said Locke. "I'll grant the Lamora part is easy to spot; the truth is, I didn't know about the apt translation when I took the name. I borrowed it from this old sausage dealer who was kind to me once, back in Catchfire before the plague. I just liked the way it sounded.
    "But what the fuck" he said slowly, "ever gave you the idea that Locke was the first name I was actually born with?”
    Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

  • #9
    Jordan L. Hawk
    “Don’t sit down just yet, Whyborne,” the director ordered, motioning me to the front of the room. “We’ve a bit of business concerning you before the meeting.”
    I couldn’t possibly imagine what business would concern me. I’d dedicated my entire life to making sure business didn’t concern me whenever possible.”
    Jordan L. Hawk

  • #10
    Dani Alexander
    “Do you know what I did to the last guy that called me Tinkerbelle?"

    "Slept with him?"

    Darryl was silent for a second. "After that.”
    Dani Alexander, Shattered Glass

  • #11
    Daniel Pennac
    “Reader's Bill of Rights

    1. The right to not read

    2. The right to skip pages

    3. The right to not finish

    4. The right to reread

    5. The right to read anything

    6. The right to escapism

    7. The right to read anywhere

    8. The right to browse

    9. The right to read out loud

    10. The right to not defend your tastes”
    Daniel Pennac

  • #12
    Adrienne Wilder
    “And how did you know about that?” Seven looked at his watch. Chase held up a hand. “Let me guess, in two minutes and thirty seconds, I was going to tell you Martin called.”
    “No.”
    “No?”
    “Six minutes and fifteen seconds. You had a couple of false starts. Then you were going to apologize because he wouldn’t help you by putting you in touch with his contacts in Washington.”
    “Something tells me you’re going to be no fun come Christmas.”
    Adrienne Wilder, Seven

  • #13
    K.J. Charles
    “When I have you, sweet boy, it will be because you want me to. Not against your better judgment, not in spite of my surname, and definitely not to annoy your aunt."

    Stephen went red, but his voice was defiant. "Well, what was that, then?"

    Crane shrugged. "You seemed tense.”
    K.J. Charles, The Magpie Lord

  • #14
    Patricia Highsmith
    “My imagination functions much better when I don't have to speak to people.”
    Patricia Highsmith



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