Mackenzie Crowne > Mackenzie's Quotes

“Leave them be. It’s about time the two of them worked things out, don’t you think?”

“Long past time, but you know TJ. I was hoping to make it through the evening without having to call in the swat team.”
― Mackenzie Crowne, To Win Her Back

“Relax, Red. You’re safe…for now. Don’t you remember? I only bite during sex.”

~ Sam Fitzpatrick”
― Mackenzie Crowne, To Win Her Back

“Oh, God. He's a sex whisperer." Gracie Gable”
― Mackenzie Crowne, To Win Her Love

“Princess, the contents of your shoe closet would break the budgets of a lot of third world countries - Jake Malone”
― Mackenzie Crowne, To Win Her Love

“There’s a smoking hot, naked woman wiggling into red lace underwear in front of me. I’m lucky I can remember my name.”

~ Sam Fitzpatrick”
― Mackenzie Crowne, To Win Her Back

“You’ve moved on, V. So have I. We’re different people than we were back then, but with a little bit of effort, we might manage to be friends again.”

~ Sam Fitzpatrick”
― Mackenzie Crowne, To Win Her Back

“At least that left hope for him. Except "Beauty and the Geek" wasn’t exactly the proper translation of the popular fairy tale.”
― Kelly Moran, Give Up the Ghost

“I have something I need to get off my chest.”
“What’s that?”
“This.” He closed his mouth over hers.”
― Kelly Moran, Give Up the Ghost

“This was sharing office space with wacko and bordering on ludicrous.”
― Kelly Moran, Give Up the Ghost

“Maybe pulling her emotions out and inserting in his logic would change this morbid course. But damn if he’d joke about it like she did.”
― Kelly Moran, Give Up the Ghost

“She reeked of respectability and sophistication, and he went hard on a helpless surge of lust.”
― Mackenzie Crowne - To Win Her Smile

“If I’m not mistaken, he’s bragging about his accuracy and prowess—” A bark of male laughter came through the phone’s earpiece and Piper finished on a squeak, “In his sport.”
“Nice clarification, sweetheart, but it ain’t bragging when it’s the truth.”
― Mackenzie Crowne - To Win Her Smile

“I’m going to kiss you.”
Another whimper, but she didn’t jerk from his hold. “I know, and that’s an extremely bad idea.”
― Mackenzie Crowne - To Win Her Smile