Courtney Hunt > Courtney's Quotes

“Well, stop it or . . . Crap, is that Drunk Santa currently mooning passing traffic?”
“Wow, that’s some ugly ass he’s got there. It is Drunk Santa. Oh, please, do we have to stop? Think of the smell. Fear it.”
“We can’t leave that ugly ass hanging out on Ninth Avenue.” Resigned, Eve started to pull over, then spotted two hustling beat cops. Pitying them, she kept going.
“It’s a Christmas miracle,” Peabody said, reverently.”
― J.D. Robb, Festive in Death

“Just shut your mouth, you ignorant twat."
"Aw, Dallas, he called me a twat. How come you get to be a bitch, but I only get to be a twat."
"It's the rank," Eve told her. "You'll make bitch one day."
"Thanks. That means a lot to me.”
― J.D. Robb, Festive in Death

“He was my cream, and I was his coffee -
And when you poured us together, it was something.”
― Josephine Baker

“My Dad says that being a Londoner has nothing to do with where you're born. He says that there are people who get off a jumbo jet at Heathrow, go through immigration waving any kind of passport, hop on the tube and by the time the train's pulled into Piccadilly Circus they've become a Londoner.”
― Ben Aaronovitch, Moon Over Soho

“Do you think I don't worry about you?"
"That's not—"
"Not the same? Because you are a man and I am a woman?"
"No. Because it's one thing for me to make the choice to put my own life in danger and something else entirely when my actions endanger someone else."
She touched her fingers to his lips. "I knew what I was letting myself in for when I married you, Devlin."
He smiled against her hand. "I'm not sure I did.”
― C.S. Harris, What Darkness Brings

“Besides, you're going to need all your strength tonight. I have many wicked plans for you."
"Good." Mac smiled up at her, pressing a kiss to the back of her hand. "Think we'll make it as far as the bedroom this time?"
"I was thinking the kitchen counter, but I'm flexible...”
― Courtney Hunt, Cupid's Kiss

“As far as I can see, the biggest decision you've got to make is which color lacy panties to let him peel of of you.”
― Courtney Hunt, Cupid's Kiss

“It's all a carefully crafted illusion”
― Courtney Hunt, Lucky Latte

“Well, well, what was that you were saying the other day about how you're not attracted to him?" Kennedy teased.
"I'm not." Val protested weakly and then shrugged. "He's nice looking, that's all. But..."
"But nothing. You should climb back on the horse that threw ya." Claire said.
"And I bet he'd give you quite a nice ride." Kennedy put in wickedly.”
― Courtney Hunt, Cupid's Kiss

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
― Lemony Snicket

“The common theory about Mom’s passing was that, after losing Carrie, Debbie Reynolds died of a broken heart. Take it from the son who was there, who knew her better than anyone else on earth—that’s simply not true. Debbie Reynolds willed herself right off this planet to personally see to it that Carrie would never be alone.”
― Todd Fisher, My Girls: A Lifetime with Carrie and Debbie

“There’s no room for demons when you’re self-possessed”
― Todd Fisher, My Girls: A Lifetime with Carrie and Debbie

“Believe in God, but row for the shore.”
― Todd Fisher, My Girls: A Lifetime with Carrie and Debbie

“Lighthouses don’t go running all over an island looking for boats to save; they just stand there shining.”
― Anne Lamott