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    Ilona Andrews
    “Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?"

    "You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

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    Ilona Andrews
    “Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'"
    I stared at him, shocked.
    The smile widened. "You will say 'please' before and 'thank you' after."
    Nervous laughter bubbled up. "You've gone insane. All that peroxide in your hair finally did your brain in, Goldilocks.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

  • #3
    Ilona Andrews
    “I don't want it to be attributed to a loss of control on my part. When I throw you out of the window, I want there to be no doubt the act was deliberate.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

  • #4
    Ilona Andrews
    “Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #5
    Ilona Andrews
    “Why a raven?"
    "To honor my father."
    "The writing under it, is that Cyrillic?"
    "Yes."
    "What does it say?"
    "Dar Vorona. Gift of the Raven. I am my father's gift."
    "The raven is holding a bloody sword."
    "I never said it was a nice gift.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites

  • #6
    Ilona Andrews
    “Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.”
    Ilona Andrews, On the Edge

  • #7
    Ilona Andrews
    “I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Burns

  • #8
    Ilona Andrews
    “I'm welding the bimbo room shut.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

  • #9
    Ilona Andrews
    “I gave him a smile. I was aiming for sweet, but he turned a shade paler and scooted a bit farther from me. Note to self: work more on sweet and less on psycho-killer.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Strikes

  • #10
    Ilona Andrews
    “Please, Kate. Suspend your dislike of me for a few moments and listen to what I have to say. It makes sense."
    "I don't dislike you. It's an oversimplification.”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites

  • #11
    Jocelynn Drake
    “It was nice to see him angry with someone other than me.”
    Jocelynn Drake, Nightwalker

  • #12
    “I'm not a goddamned faith healer! I don't talk to God! I'm a mechanic and her goddamned engine was broken!
    --Joanne ”
    C.E. Murphy, Urban Shaman

  • #13
    David Eddings
    “What was that?" Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner.
    "Brill," Silk replied blandly, pulling his Murgo robe back on.
    "Again?" Belgarath demanded with exasperation. "What was he doing this time?"
    "Trying to fly, last time I saw him." Silk smirked.
    The old man looked puzzled.
    "He wasn't doing it very well," Silk added.
    Belgarath shrugged. "Maybe it'll come to him in time."
    "He doesn't really have all that much time." Silk glanced out over the edge.
    "From far below - terribly far below - there came a faint, muffled crash; then, after several seconds, another. "Does bouncing count?" Silk asked.
    Belgarath made a wry face. "Not really."
    "Then I'd say he didn't learn in time." Silk said blithely.”
    David Eddings, Magician's Gambit

  • #14
    David Eddings
    “God save us from religion.”
    David Eddings

  • #15
    Karen Chance
    “He smiled at that, and then his gaze shifted to a spot over my shoulder and it faded. 'These doubts wouldn’t have anything to do with the company you’re keeping of late, would they?'
    I didn’t get a chance to answer before the shop door was thrown open and a furious war mage stomped in. Pritkin spotted me and his eyes narrowed.
    'You shaved my legs?!'
    Mircea looked at me and folded his arms across his chest. I looked from one unhappy face to the other and suddenly remembered that I had somewhere else to be.”
    Karen Chance, Curse the Dawn

  • #16
    Karen Chance
    “He wasn't that good looking, he had the social skills of a wet cat and the patience of a caffeinated hummingbird”
    Karen Chance

  • #17
    Karen Chance
    “I quote Tolkien because he puts it better. But I can still open a can of whup ass all over you."

    You're right," I told him. "He does put it better.”
    Karen Chance, Death's Mistress

  • #18
    Kim Harrison
    “Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid. ”
    Kim Harrison, The Outlaw Demon Wails

  • #19
    Kim Harrison
    “Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks”
    Kim Harrison, The Outlaw Demon Wails

  • #20
    Jim  Butcher
    “When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching -- they are your family. ”
    Jim Butcher

  • #21
    Jim  Butcher
    “An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not getting chased by flying purple pyromaniac gorillas hurling incendiary poo!”
    Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

  • #22
    Jim  Butcher
    “In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!”
    Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

  • #23
    Gail Carriger
    “I suspect it may be like the difference between a drinker and an alcoholic; the one merely reads books, the other needs books to make it through the day."

    (Interview with The Booklovers blog, September 2010)”
    Gail Carriger

  • #24
    Gail Carriger
    “How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.”
    Gail Carriger, Soulless

  • #25
    Patricia Briggs
    “Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.”
    Patricia Briggs, Iron Kissed

  • #26
    Jim  Butcher
    “I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.”
    Jim Butcher, Fool Moon

  • #27
    Hannah Jayne
    “I wanted to be afraid, especially when I saw the long,thin sword he carried in his hand, but I couldn't.

    The man was wearing a Snuggie.”
    Hannah Jayne, Under Wraps

  • #28
    Kalayna Price
    “You didn't save my life, you postponed my death. There's a difference.”
    Kalayna Price, Once Bitten

  • #29
    Leonardo da Vinci
    “Painting is poetry that is seen rather than felt, and poetry is painting that is felt rather than seen.”
    Leonardo da Vinci

  • #30
    Ilona Andrews
    “Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...”
    Ilona Andrews, Magic Bites



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