Duffy Brown > Duffy's Quotes

“from Pearls and Poison…
“In two minutes the cops are going to come barreling though that door,” I whispered to Auntie KiKi hoping to get her mind off the body in the back room. “Any suggestions how we tell these workers out here their candidate just croaked?”
“Yell The jackass bit the big one, hip-hip hooray Gloria wins, then run like the dickens before someone recognizes us.”
― Duffy Brown, Pearls and Poison

“It’s Savannah, the land of dishing-the-dirt and all things fried.”
― Duffy Brown, Lethal in Old Lace

“You’ve only been engaged three hours. How in the world does this keep happening to you? Normal people don’t have bodies popping up in their lives like this except for that Jessica Fletcher woman in Cabot Cove. I can’t understand why anyone in their right mind would want to be her friend. They all wind up dead, and now you’re getting to be the same way.”
― Duffy Brown, Lethal in Old Lace

“How does this keep happening to you?” Fiona asked me. “Mackinac’s a little island but guess what, you come across yet another body!”
“Hold on a minute, stop right there. Forget the you part about the bodies. Okay, the first one was mine I’ll give you that, but the last one was definitely a we body.”
― Duffy Brown, Tandem Demise