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  • #1
    Timothy Schaffert
    “Desiree the child bride, and her sister Miranda, had gone grave-robbing for a wedding gown. In the north end of the cemetery, among the palatial mausoleums with their broken windows of stained glass where the ivy crept in, was the resting place of a young woman who’d been murdered at the altar while reciting her marital vows. The decaying tombstone, among the cemetery’s most envied, was a limestone bride in despair, shoulders as slumped as a mule’s, a bouquet of lilies strewn at her feet. Though her murder, by her groom’s jealous mother, had been long in the past, everyone knew that her father had had her buried in her gown of lace and silk.”
    Timothy Schaffert, My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me: Forty New Fairy Tales

  • #2
    Seth Grahame-Smith
    “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”
    Seth Grahame-Smith, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

  • #3
    I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
    “I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.”
    Jorge Luis Borges

  • #4
    Bram Stoker
    “Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!”
    Bram Stoker

  • #5
    J.K. Rowling
    “Books are like mirrors: if a fool looks in, you cannot expect a genius to look out.”
    J.K. Rowling

  • #6
    J.K. Rowling
    “Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • #7
    J.K. Rowling
    “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #8
    J.K. Rowling
    “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #9
    J.K. Rowling
    “To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  • #10
    J.K. Rowling
    “It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all—in which case, you fail by default.”
    J.K. Rowling

  • #11
    J.K. Rowling
    “Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
    "Yes," said Harry stiffly.
    "Yes, sir."
    "There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
    The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • #12
    J.K. Rowling
    “Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
    Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
    Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
    Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

  • #13
    J.K. Rowling
    “He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #14
    J.K. Rowling
    “Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.
    "After all this time?"
    "Always," said Snape.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #15
    J.K. Rowling
    “Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

  • #16
    J.K. Rowling
    “Cinderella? Snow White? What's that? An illness?”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • #17
    Terry Pratchett
    “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Diggers

  • #18
    Susanna Clarke
    “Can a magician kill a man by magic?” Lord Wellington asked Strange.
    Strange frowned. He seemed to dislike the question. “I suppose a magician might,” he admitted, “but a gentleman never could.”
    Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

  • #19
    Susanna Clarke
    “Some years ago there was in the city of York a society of magicians. They met upon the third Wednesday of every month and read each other long, dull papers upon the history of English magic.”
    Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

  • #20
    Susanna Clarke
    “It [Ashfair House] was an old fashioned house—the sort of house in fact, as Strange expressed it, which a lady in a novel might like to be persecuted in.”
    Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

  • #21
    Susanna Clarke
    “I reached out my hand, England's rivers turned and flowed the other way...
    I reached out my hand, my enemies's blood stopt in their veins...
    I reached out my hand; thought and memory flew out of my enemies' heads like a flock of starlings;
    My enemies crumpled like empty sacks.
    I came to them out of mists and rain;
    I came to them in dreams at midnight;
    I came to them in a flock of ravens that filled a northern sky at dawn;
    When they thought themselves safe I came to them in a cry that broke the silence of a winter wood...

    The rain made a door for me and I went through it;
    The stones made a throne for me and I sat upon it;
    Three kingdoms were given to me to be mine forever;
    England was given to me to be mine forever.
    The nameless slave wore a silver crown;
    The nameless slave was a king in a strange country...

    The weapons that my enemies raised against me are venerated in Hell as holy relics;
    Plans that my enemies made against me are preserved as holy texts;
    Blood that I shed upon ancient battlefields is scraped from the stained earth by Hell's sacristans and placed in a vessel of silver and ivory.
    I gave magic to England, a valuable inheritance
    But Englishmen have despised my gift
    Magic shall be written upon the sky by the rain but they shall not be able to read it;
    Magic shall be written on the faces of the stony hills but their minds shall not be able to contain it;
    In winter the barren trees shall be a black writing but they shall not understand it...

    Two magicians shall appear in England...
    The first shall fear me; the second shall long to behold me;
    The first shall be governed by thieves and murderers; the second shall conspire at his own destruction;
    The first shall bury his heart in a dark wood beneath the snow, yet still feel its ache;
    The second shall see his dearest posession in his enemy's hand...

    The first shall pass his life alone, he shall be his own gaoler;
    The second shall tread lonely roads, the storm above his head, seeking a dark tower upon a high hillside...

    I sit upon a black throne in the shadows but they shall not see me.
    The rain shall make a door for me and I shall pass through it;
    The stones shall make a throne for me and I shall sit upon it...

    The nameless slave shall wear a silver crown
    The nameless slave shall be a king in a strange country...”
    Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

  • #22
    Umberto Eco
    “We live for books.”
    Umberto Eco

  • #23
    Henry Miller
    “From the little reading I had done I had observed that the men who were most in life, who were molding life, who were life itself, ate little, slept little, owned little or nothing. They had no illusions about duty, or the perpetuation of their kith and kin, or the preservation of the State. They were interested in truth and in truth alone. They recognized only one kind of activity - creation.”
    Henry Miller, Sexus



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