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Emily
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“You could find beauty nearly anywhere if you stopped to look for it, but the battle to get through the days made it easy to forget that this totally cost-free luxury existed.”
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Robert Galbraith,
Career of Evil
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“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
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Douglas Adams,
The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
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“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.”
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Douglas Adams,
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
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#4
“Headline?" he asked.
"'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said.
"'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said.
"'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said.”
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John Green,
The Fault in Our Stars
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#5
“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.”
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Joss Whedon
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#6
“We need to reclaim the word 'feminism'. We need the word 'feminism' back real bad. When statistics come in saying that only 29% of American women would describe themselves as feminist - and only 42% of British women - I used to think, What do you think feminism IS, ladies? What part of 'liberation for women' is not for you? Is it freedom to vote? The right not to be owned by the man you marry? The campaign for equal pay? 'Vogue' by Madonna? Jeans? Did all that good shit GET ON YOUR NERVES? Or were you just DRUNK AT THE TIME OF THE SURVEY?”
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Caitlin Moran,
How to Be a Woman
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#7
“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.”
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John Green,
The Fault in Our Stars
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#8
“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”
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J.K. Rowling,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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#9
“Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.”
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Neil Gaiman,
Coraline
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#10
“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.”
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Stephen King,
Storm of the Century
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#11
“Have been unavoidably detained by the world. Expect us when you see us.”
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Neil Gaiman,
Stardust
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#12
“For as long as I could remember, I had been apologizing for existing, for trying to be who I was, to live the life I was meant to lead.”
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Meredith Russo,
If I Was Your Girl
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#13
“But what if everything she had told herself was a lie? What if it wasn’t about what she was, but that she was? What if something about her was intrinsically, inherently wrong?”
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Ryka Aoki,
Light From Uncommon Stars
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