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  • #1
    P.J. O'Rourke
    “Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
    P.J. O'Rourke

  • #2
    Gabriel García Márquez
    “It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.”
    Gabriel García Márquez

  • #3
    Gabriel García Márquez
    “If I knew that today would be the last time I’d see you, I would hug you tight and pray the Lord be the keeper of your soul. If I knew that this would be the last time you pass through this door, I’d embrace you, kiss you, and call you back for one more. If I knew that this would be the last time I would hear your voice, I’d take hold of each word to be able to hear it over and over again. If I knew this is the last time I see you, I’d tell you I love you, and would not just assume foolishly you know it already.”
    Gabriel García Márquez

  • #4
    Gabriel García Márquez
    “nothing in this world was more difficult than love.”
    Gabriel García Márquez

  • #5
    Gabriel García Márquez
    “But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root: there is no God worth worrying about.”
    Gabriel García Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera

  • #6
    Gabriel García Márquez
    “Tell him yes. Even if you are dying of fear, even if you are sorry later, because whatever you do, you will be sorry all the rest of your life if you say no.”
    Gabriel García Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera

  • #7
    Gabriel García Márquez
    “It's enough for me to be sure that you and I exist at this moment.”
    Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

  • #8
    Gabriel García Márquez
    “All human beings have three lives: public, private, and secret.”
    Gabriel García Márquez, Gabriel García Márquez: a Life

  • #9
    Gabriel García Márquez
    “1) I love you not for whom you are,
    but who i am when i'm by your side.
    2) No person deserves your tears,
    and who deserves them won't make you cry.
    3) Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish,
    it doesn't mean you're not loved with all his/her being.
    4) A true friend is the one,
    who hold your hand and touches your heart.
    5) The worst way to miss someone is,
    to be seated by him/her and know you'll never have him/her.
    6) Never stop smiling not even when you're sad,
    someone might fall in love with your smile.
    7) You may only be a person in this world,
    but for someone you're the world.
    8) Don't spend time with someone,
    who doesn't care spending it with you.
    9) Maybe God wants you to meet many wrong people,
    before you meet the right one,so when it happens you'll be thankful.
    10) Dont cry because it came to an end,
    smile because it happened.
    11) There will always be people who'll hurt you,
    so you need to continue trusting, just be careful.
    12) Become a better person and be sure to know who you are,
    before meeting someone new and hoping that person knows who you are.
    13) Don't struggle so much,
    best things happen when not expected.”
    Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

  • #10
    Gabriel García Márquez
    “Then he made one last effort to search in his heart for the place where his affection had rotted away, and he could not find it.”
    Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

  • #11
    Elisabeth Kübler-Ross
    “The reality is that you will grieve forever. You will not ‘get over’ the loss of a loved one; you will learn to live with it. You will heal and you will rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again but you will never be the same. Nor should you be the same nor would you want to.”
    Elizabeth Kubler-Ross and David Kessler

  • #12
    F. Scott Fitzgerald
    “Do you mind if I pull down the curtain?”
    F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is the Night

  • #13
    “99.99 percent of all species that have ever lived are no longer with us.”
    Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

  • #14
    “Life just wants to be; but it doesn't want to be much.”
    Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

  • #15
    “Disassemble the cells of a sponge (by passing them through a sieve, for instance), then dump them into a solution, and they will find their way back together and build themselves into a sponge again. You can do this to them over and over, and they will doggedly reassemble because, like you and me and every other living thing, they have one overwhelming impulse: to continue to be.”
    Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

  • #16
    “We may be only one of millions of advanced civilizations. Unfortunately, space being spacious, the average distance between any two of these civilizations is reckoned to be at least two hundred light-years, which is a great deal more than merely saying it makes it sound. It means for a start that even if these beings know we are here and are somehow able to see us in their telescopes, they're watching light that left Earth two hundred years ago. So, they're not seeing you and me. They're watching the French Revolution and Thomas Jefferson and people in silk stockings and powdered wigs--people who don't know what an atom is, or a gene, and who make their electricity by rubbing a rod of amber with a piece of fur and think that's quite a trick. Any message we receive from them is likely to begin "Dear Sire," and congratulate us on the handsomness of our horses and our mastery of whale oil. Two hundred light-years is a distance so far beyond us as to be, well, just beyond us.”
    Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

  • #17
    “The upshot of all this is that we live in a universe whose age we can't quite compute, surrounded by stars whose distances we don't altogether know, filled with matter we can't identify, operating in conformance with physical laws whose properties we don’t truly understand.”
    Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

  • #18
    “If you imagine the 4,500-bilion-odd years of Earth's history compressed into a normal earthly day, then life begins very early, about 4 A.M., with the rise of the first simple, single-celled organisms, but then advances no further for the next sixteen hours. Not until almost 8:30 in the evening, with the day five-sixths over, has Earth anything to show the universe but a restless skin of microbes. Then, finally, the first sea plants appear, followed twenty minutes later by the first jellyfish and the enigmatic Ediacaran fauna first seen by Reginald Sprigg in Australia. At 9:04 P.M. trilobites swim onto the scene, followed more or less immediately by the shapely creatures of the Burgess Shale. Just before 10 P.M. plants begin to pop up on the land. Soon after, with less than two hours left in the day, the first land creatures follow.

    Thanks to ten minutes or so of balmy weather, by 10:24 the Earth is covered in the great carboniferous forests whose residues give us all our coal, and the first winged insects are evident. Dinosaurs plod onto the scene just before 11 P.M. and hold sway for about three-quarters of an hour. At twenty-one minutes to midnight they vanish and the age of mammals begins. Humans emerge one minute and seventeen seconds before midnight. The whole of our recorded history, on this scale, would be no more than a few seconds, a single human lifetime barely an instant. Throughout this greatly speeded-up day continents slide about and bang together at a clip that seems positively reckless. Mountains rise and melt away, ocean basins come and go, ice sheets advance and withdraw. And throughout the whole, about three times every minute, somewhere on the planet there is a flash-bulb pop of light marking the impact of a Manson-sized meteor or one even larger. It's a wonder that anything at all can survive in such a pummeled and unsettled environment. In fact, not many things do for long.”
    Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything

  • #19
    Hunter S. Thompson
    “The press is a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.”
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream



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