Isabel > Isabel's Quotes

“So you killed him with what now?"

"I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.”
― Jesse Petersen, Married with Zombies

“Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.”
― Judith Viorst, Love and Guilt and the Meaning of Life, Etc.

“Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
― Isaac Asimov

“Most of what I say is complete truth. My edit button is broken.”
― Myra McEntire, Hourglass

“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”
― Graham Parke, Unspent Time

“What does it say about me that I'm jealous of the lives of fictional characters?”
― Alyssa Goodnight, Austensibly Ordinary