R.A. Steffan > R.A.'s Quotes

“So…” I pressed, rolling up on an elbow so I could look down at him. “Is it an undead thing? Like, you can’t father children because your sperm isn’t viable?”

One eyelid peeled open, revealing a sliver of blue. “I’m a vampire,” he deadpanned. “Don’t you read books? I can’t come inside unless I’m invited.”
― R.A. Steffan, The Last Vampire: Book One

“I guess you can let me know at the same time whether I’ll be needing to put an ad up for a new bartender.”

“Nah,” I told him. “I feel like I’ve really got a stake in this job, you know?”

He stared at me for a long moment. “Someday,” he said, “I’ll figure out who started the thing with the bad vampire jokes, and fire them.”
― R.A. Steffan, Vampire Bound: Book One

“because bureaucracy moves at the speed of an elderly slug.”
― R.A. Steffan, Antigen

“I wanted you safe because I’m in love with you! I don’t want to have sex with other people because I’m in love with you!”
― R.A. Steffan, The Last Vampire: Complete Series, Books 1-6

“Still experiencing incandescent rage whenever I try to think about the last three days,” he said eventually, “so continued silence on the subject would probably be the best plan, yes.”
― R.A. Steffan, The Last Vampire: Book Two

“listened to that fear instead of ignoring it.” But I shook my head. “Maybe that’s true for normal people. People who aren’t messed up, I mean. But when you’ve spent a lifetime being afraid, you either learn to move past it, or you never accomplish a goddamned thing. You wither away until only the fear is left.”
― R.A. Steffan, The Last Vampire: Book Two

“My surprise knows no bounds.” Apparently, neither did his sarcasm.”
― R.A. Steffan, The Horse Mistress: Book 1

“I think,” Favian said after a beat, “that you are perfectly capable of being your own protector. But I fully intend to be the person who proves to you that you are deserving of protection.” She”
― R.A. Steffan, The Lion Mistress: Book 1

“I only have one room available tonight,” he said. “Will that suit you?”
― R.A. Steffan, The Horse Mistress: Book 1

“The Latina woman hanging off my boss’s arm tonight could have been a runway model. The mother in me wanted to tell her to eat a cheeseburger, for god’s sake.”
― R.A. Steffan, Vampire Bound: Book One

“I returned with Senovo in tow a few minutes later. “He’s about to say something stupid,” I told the priest. “I can tell.”
― R.A. Steffan, The Horse Mistress: Book 3