Anne Karin Ringen > Anne Karin's Quotes

“Everyone is a little crazy. The only difference between us and them is that they hide it better.”
― Michelle Hodkin, The Evolution of Mara Dyer

“You can't take the sky from me.”
― Joss Whedon

“I'm starting to understand that you can always make time for the things that matter.”
― Mariana Zapata, The Wall of Winnipeg and Me

“It was the worst non-break-up ever in the history of imaginary relationships with a man who didn't even know I existed.”
― Mariana Zapata, Kulti

“You're going on a date with the devil. All you need is some pepper spray and a fire extinguisher.”
― Krista Ritchie, Becca Ritchie

“have you ever seen someone and thought to yourself, Whoa, he’s hot! I’d like to screw his brains out. And then, you talk to the guy and realize someone already has?”
― Penny Reid, Truth or Beard

“We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak.” ― Albert Einstein”
― Penny Reid, Truth or Beard

“In all honesty, I’d enjoyed the horse ride more than the man ride. At least the horse had been a stallion. Looking back, my lab TA was more like a Shetland pony—hairy and small.”
― Penny Reid, Truth or Beard

“Do you want to tell me what happened? Why were those bikers chasing you?” Jessica’s gaze bounced between us.

“They were upset I switched their tampons with Depends.” Cletus sounded so serious and reasonable, I almost believed him. And I’d been there.”
― Penny Reid, Beard Science

“That’s right. You seize that woman, Cletus. You make her yours. And then after,” still grinning, Duane dropped his hand on my shoulder and gave me a little shake, “you give that woman your sausage.”
― Penny Reid, Beard Science

“Take romance for instance. Fictional women in romance novels never get their period. They never have morning breath. They orgasm seventeen times a day. And they never seem to have jobs with bosses.”
― Penny Reid, Beauty and the Mustache

“In that moment, I finally figured out what kind of handsome he was. He was fiction-handsome. Romance novel handsome; but not the clean-cut (billionaire) alpha male or even the tattooed (billionaire) bad boy archetype. He was the Scottish highlander, Viking conqueror, bodice-ripper historical romance kind of handsome; an unshaven, lion wrestling, mountain man recluse, toss you over his shoulder and plunder your goodies kind of handsome. He was both scary and swoony. I wanted to braid his beard. I also wanted to run away.”
― Penny Reid, Beauty and the Mustache

“you couldn’t find
your way out of a small shed with a map, lighted signs, and an
escort”
― Penny Reid, Beauty and the Mustache

“You underestimate how deeply you cut when your intentions carry no knives.”
― Penny Reid, Beauty and the Mustache

“Stay away from the normals, the small-minded people who fill their brains with small-minded pursuits, who blend in and keep up with the Joneses. Those people will tear you down and make you boring. Instead, surround yourself with the weirds. With the misfits, oddballs, and outcasts. Because the normals, bless their hearts, have no idea how to have fun.”
― Penny Reid, Beard Science

“Apathy between family members makes the blood they share turn to water.”
― Penny Reid, Beauty and the Mustache

“He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
"So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“When’s dinner ready?” Serena bounced into the room, literally, her head bobbing from left to right. Maybe that’s how girls like her built up more brain cells. They shook the air, and the pressure between their ears exploded, making tiny little brain-cell babies.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Matchmaker's Playbook

“It wasn’t that it had been too long without a girl. It was that it’d been a lifetime without the right one.”
― Rachel Van Dyken, The Matchmaker's Playbook

“Dying isn’t the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. It’s just the only thing I won’t live through.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Burn for You

“When a woman says no, she doesn’t mean yes. She doesn’t mean maybe. She doesn’t mean please try to talk me out of it because I really don’t mean it, but I just want you to work a little harder. She means no. N. O. Now get out of my way.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Burn for You

“A woman worth her salt should be the hardest thing a man has to work for in his life, because then she’s a prize, not a gift,” she’d told me. “Anything you get for free is worth exactly what you paid for it: nothing.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Burn for You

“It’s not true love if you don’t want to kick his teeth in every once in a while.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Burn for You

“I only joke about politics, religion and the size of men’s dicks, never about something important”
― J.T. Geissinger

“That kiss was hotter than a housewife reading Fifty Shades of Grey at the Magic Mike premiere.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Burn for You

“I know I was an idiot, but I swear I’ve changed.”
My brows lifted. “Really? Got a brain transplant, did you?”
― J.T. Geissinger, Burn for You

“She has a very popular vagina. Seriously, if penises had wings, her crotch would be an airport.”
― S.M. Shade, Scarlet Toys

“Lawd, that dress she’s wearin’ is so tight you can almost see her religion.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Burn for You

“The noise I made when I collided with his chest was something so unladylike my mama would’ve pitched a hissy fit if she’d heard it. It was part grunt, part groan, and part something that sounded like it shot out of my butthole on a hot burst of air, excuse my French.”
― J.T. Geissinger, Burn for You