Scarlet Toys Quotes

“She has a very popular vagina. Seriously, if penises had wings, her crotch would be an airport.”
― S.M. Shade, Scarlet Toys

“You’re blushing,” he murmurs, bringing his gaze to mine. “You’re staring at places I can only see with a mirror,” I reply, finding my voice. “Get used to it. I plan to look at this pussy every chance I get.” His fingers brush gently between my legs. “And touch it, and fuck it, but right now, I want a taste.”
― S.M. Shade, Scarlet Toys

“He’s a natural night owl, just like me.”
― S.M. Shade, Scarlet Toys

“My mother would tell you you’d better get the fuck out of my face before Jesus watches me whoop your ass!”
― S.M. Shade, Scarlet Toys

“Wow, if the Fifty Shades movie irked them, this really lit the fuse on these bitches’ tampons.”
― S.M. Shade, Scarlet Toys

“holding up a large plastic ear of corn, complete with individual kernels. “You could’ve been impaled on a cornbrator.”
― S.M. Shade, Scarlet Toys

“Seriously, she asked me what the name of the ship was in the Titanic movie.”
― S.M. Shade, Scarlet Toys