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  • #1
    Oscar Wilde
    “Everything in moderation, including moderation.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #1
    Oscar Wilde
    “The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Soul of Man Under Socialism and Selected Critical Prose

  • #2
    G.K. Chesterton
    “The traveler sees what he sees. The tourist sees what he has come to see.”
    G.K. Chesterton

  • #3
    Dave Barry
    “People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.”
    Dave Barry

  • #4
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #5
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #6
    Groucho Marx
    “Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #7
    “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
    Ernest Benn

  • #8
    Groucho Marx
    “Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!”
    Groucho Marx

  • #9
    George Carlin
    “Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

    But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”
    George Carlin

  • #10
    Billy Sunday
    “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
    Billy Sunday, "Billy" Sunday, the man and his message: with his own words which have won thousands for Christ

  • #11
    G.K. Chesterton
    “The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.”
    G.K. Chesterton

  • #12
    George Carlin
    “Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?”
    George Carlin

  • #13
    George Carlin
    “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
    George Carlin

  • #14
    Jerry Seinfeld
    “Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
    Jerry Seinfeld

  • #14
    G.K. Chesterton
    “Impartiality is a pompous name for indifference which is an elegant name for ignorance.”
    G.K. Chesterton

  • #16
    Mark Twain
    “I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”
    Mark Twain, Tom Sawyer Abroad

  • #18
    Winston S. Churchill
    “Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.”
    Winston S. Churchill

  • #19
    Mark Twain
    “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
    Mark Twain

  • #20
    Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
    “What refuge is there for the victim who is oppressed with the feeling that there are a thousand new books he ought to read, while life is only long enough for him to attempt to read a hundred?”
    Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr., Over the Teacups

  • #21
    Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
    “Every now and then a man's mind is stretched by a new idea or sensation, and never shrinks back to its former dimensions.”
    Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr., Autocrat of the Breakfast Table

  • #22
    Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
    “I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving—we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it—but we must sail, and not drift, nor lie at anchor.”
    Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr., Autocrat of the Breakfast Table

  • #23
    Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
    “I like to pay taxes. With them, I buy civilization.”
    Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

  • #24
    Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
    “The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.”
    Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

  • #25
    G.K. Chesterton
    “My country, right or wrong,” is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, “My mother, drunk or sober.”
    G.K. Chesterton, The Defendant

  • #26
    “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
    Anthony G. Oettinger

  • #27
    Oscar Wilde
    “How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #28
    Oscar Wilde
    “One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #29
    Oscar Wilde
    “I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #30
    “Remember the two benefits of failure. First, if you do fail, you learn what doesn't work; and second, the failure gives you the opportunity to try a new approach.”
    Roger Von Oech



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