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  • #1
    Bob Hope
    “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”
    Bob Hope

  • #2
    Dorothy Parker
    “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
    Dorothy Parker

  • #3
    William Blake
    “To see a World in a Grain of Sand
    And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
    Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand
    And Eternity in an hour.”
    William Blake, Auguries of Innocence

  • #4
    “Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.”
    Ernest Haskins

  • #5
    “Money can't buy you happiness, but neither can poverty.”
    Jerry Dzikowski Wild Man

  • #7
    W. Somerset Maugham
    “Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.”
    W. Somerset Maugham, Of Human Bondage

  • #8
    Og Mandino
    “I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars.”
    Og Mandino

  • #9
    J.K. Rowling
    “It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.”
    J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

  • #10
    Wen Spencer
    “I can build a hyperphase jump gate, I'm sure I could have figured sex out. Insert Tab M into Slot F. Repeat until done.”
    Wen Spencer, Wolf Who Rules

  • #11
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #12
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #13
    Frank Zappa
    “So many books, so little time.”
    Frank Zappa

  • #14
    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    Woody Allen

  • #15
    Terry Pratchett
    “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
    Terry Pratchett, Diggers

  • #16
    Wen Spencer
    “They will put that on my gravestone. 'Here lies Tinker, her heart was in the right place, but her foot was in her mouth and god knows where her brain went.”
    Wen Spencer, Wolf Who Rules

  • #17
    Bob Hope
    “She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. ”
    Bob Hope

  • #18
    Bob Hope
    “I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.”
    Bob Hope

  • #19
    Mark Twain
    “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
    Mark Twain

  • #20
    George Carlin
    “May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
    George Carlin

  • #21
    Charles Lamb
    “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
    Charles Lamb

  • #22
    Sheng Wang
    “A friend said to me, “Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro.” It’s when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
    Sheng Wang

  • #23
    Groucho Marx
    “I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #24
    Terry Pratchett
    “DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.”
    Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

  • #25
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #26
    Robert Frost
    “In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
    Robert Frost

  • #27
    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    Mark Twain

  • #28
    George Carlin
    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
    George Carlin

  • #29
    Mark Twain
    “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
    Mark Twain

  • #30
    Gena Showalter
    “I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist”
    Gena Showalter, Seduce the Darkness

  • #31
    Rachel Caine
    “Perv."
    He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?”
    Rachel Caine, Midnight Alley



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