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  • #1
    Mae West
    “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
    Mae West

  • #2
    Mark Twain
    “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
    Mark Twain

  • #3
    Mae West
    “Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
    Mae West

  • #4
    Mae West
    “When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ”
    Mae West

  • #5
    Mae West
    “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!”
    Mae West

  • #6
    Mae West
    “I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
    Mae West

  • #7
    Mae West
    “Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.”
    Mae West

  • #8
    Mae West
    “Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.”
    Mae West

  • #9
    Mae West
    “Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”
    Mae West, The Wit and Wisdom of Mae West

  • #10
    Mae West
    “One more drink and I'll be under the host.”
    Mae West

  • #11
    Oscar Wilde
    “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #12
    Groucho Marx
    “I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #13
    Groucho Marx
    “Whatever it is, I'm against it.”
    Groucho Marx

  • #14
    H.L. Mencken
    “Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.”
    H.L. Mencken, A Mencken Chrestomathy

  • #15
    H.L. Mencken
    “No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have searched the record for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.”
    H.L. Mencken, The Gist of Mencken: Quotations from America's Critic

  • #16
    H.L. Mencken
    “You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.”
    H. L. Mencken

  • #17
    Benjamin Franklin Wade
    “Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
    Benjamin Franklin Wade



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