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#1

“A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.”
― Winston Churchill

tags: apocryphal, attributed-no-source, classic-insult, drinking, drunkenness, retort

1447 likes

#2

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

148578 likes

#3

“Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”
― Golda Meir

tags: funny, golda, meir, true

3534 likes

#4

“The old woman was the kind who would not cut down a large old tree because it was a large old tree.”
― Flannery O'Connor, The Complete Stories

tags: funny, parkers-back

214 likes

#5

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: beer

478 likes

#6

“If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.”
― Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant; How To Become A Virgin; Resident Alien

82 likes

#7

“Sometimes i worry about being a success in a mediocre world.”
― Lily Tomlin, Becoming Myself: Reflections on Growing Up Female

16 likes

#8

“I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: humor-heaven

9707 likes

#9

“I am not young enough to know everything.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: age

8483 likes

#10

“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: intelligence, quotation, wit

3339 likes

#11

“I have nothing to declare except my genius.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: humor

2752 likes

#12

“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
― Oscar Wilde, Lord Arthur Savile's Crime and Other Stories

9951 likes

#13

“Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

tags: experience-mistakes-wisdom

8731 likes

#14

“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
― A.A. Milne

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