Quotes - Esther Duhigg (applejuicemaniac) (Cocoa Beach, FL) Showing 1-30 of 217

#1

“Well-read people are less likely to be evil.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Slippery Slope

#2

“...you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Bad Beginning

tags: crying

2730 likes

#3

“No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don't read is often as important as what you do read.”
― Lemony Snicket

tags: reading

1825 likes

#4

“Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Carnivorous Carnival

tags: humor-miracles

1580 likes

#5

“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

tags: ice-cream-sandwhiches, leaving-home

2239 likes

#6

“All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.”
― Lemony Snicket

tags: reading-secrets

3717 likes

#7

“Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

tags: books, reading

27756 likes

#8

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”
― Lemony Snicket

tags: fate, humor, simile

13148 likes

#9

“People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto

tags: life

7213 likes

#10

“Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.”
― Lemony Snicket

tags: humor-reading

8495 likes

#11

“Biological clock? I don't even own a watch.”
― Sarah Mlynowski, Milkrun

tags: humor

30 likes

#12

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.
"Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said.
"Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

tags: comebacks, humor

289 likes

#13

“Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

tags: lisi-harrison-clique-massie

214 likes

#14

“The Clique: The only thing harder then getting in is staying in.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

tags: lbr, the-clique

140 likes

#15

“Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?”
― Lisi Harrison, Best Friends for Never

132 likes

#16

“I heart that”
― Lisi Harrison, Bratfest at Tiffany's

93 likes

#17

“Am I a vampire?" Massie asked.
"Huh?" Alicia asked.
"Then why are you keeping me in the dark?”
― Lisi Harrison, Invasion of the Boy Snatchers

101 likes

#18

“Are you a peice of Saran Wrap?
No
Well then why are you acting so clingy?”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique Ah-mazing Collector's Gift Set

100 likes

#19

“Bean, what's one step worse then a fashion don't?....a fashion don't even THINK about it.”
― Lisi Harrison, The Clique

tags: the-clique

74 likes

#20

“One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block”
― Lisi Harrison, Massie

tags: humor

54 likes

#21

“EH.MA.GAWD.”
― Lisi Harrison

tags: humor

60 likes

#22

“Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!”
― Lisi Harrison, Boys "R" Us

76 likes

#23

“Truth is beauty”
― Lisi Harrison

tags: beuty, block, clique, crown, forgiveness, life, massie, monkies, summer-collection, truth

98 likes

#24

“Loser loser
Double loser
whatever
as if
get the picture
DUH!”
― Lisi Harrison

tags: the-clique

55 likes

#25

“Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it?”
― Lisi Harrison

42 likes

#26

“Is my name V?
No...
Then why would I follow U?”
― Lisi Harrison

74 likes

#27

“All that I know is that Claire Lyons should consider herself done, done and you know what else?
DONE!”
― Lisi Harrison

tags: the-clique

36 likes

#28

“Those fruity drinks better have a lot of caffeine in them or I'll never make it through World Issues.”
― Lisi Harrison, Invasion of the Boy Snatchers

25 likes

#29

“Why limit yourself to just one best friend?”
― Lisi Harrison

46 likes

#30

“Point! -Alicia”
― Lisi Harrison

26 likes

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