Cassi > Cassi's Quotes

“Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his eyebrows off.”
― Chelsea Handler, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

“I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.”
― Kathy Griffin

“So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.”
― Kathy Griffin

“Every window in Alcatraz has a view of San Francisco. ”
― Susanna Kaysen, Girl, Interrupted

“If you expect nothing from somebody you are never disappointed.”
― Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

“Why do we electrocute men for murdering an individual and then pin a purple heart on them for mass slaughter of someone arbitrarily labeled “enemy?”
― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath