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“What if everything in the world were a misunderstanding, what if laughter were really tears?”
― Soren Kierkegaard

“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen

“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”
― Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”
― Mark Twain

“Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.”
― Benjamin Franklin

“The meaning of life is that it stops.”
― Franz Kafka

“The death of a beautiful woman is, unquestionably, the most poetical topic in the world.”
― Edgar Allan Poe

“We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“Without music, life would be a mistake.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.”
― Albert Camus

“When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people we personally dislike.”
― Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband

“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.”
― Confucius

“It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when they have lost their way.”
― Rollo May

“Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.

Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”
― Bruce Lee

“Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.”
― Albert Einstein

“In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche