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“When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“Let me get this straight," I say. "You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you?”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“Go to college. Have a lot of babies. Break a lot of hearts. And realize every minute of it.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“There a lot of things I can't do," he says. "With my... health."

"Well," I say, "can you kiss girls?”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“And the third is from him: "Second date?"

I immediately text him back: "Hell yeah!"

Then I collapse on my bed and enjoy that "butterflies in the stomach" feeling. I've felt the butterflies before from time to time, but this is the first time I haven't sort of wanted to attack them with a flyswatter.”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“I mean, who wants to date a guy who thinks a girl who can't operate a fruit cup is attractive?”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“Did you just hit on her by calling her your cousin?" asks Sadie. "'Cause, damn!”
― Adam Selzer, I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It

“No es que a alguien le importe… nadie le está prestando atención a la música.
La mayoría de ellos, realmente nunca escucha música. En realidad, prácticamente nadie lo hace. Incluso en los conciertos en los que las personas pagan un buen dineral, en vez de una tarifa de tres dólares, hablan en medio de todo el asunto. Lo siento por ellos, ya que ninguno entiende lo que es conseguir que una canción entre en tu alma y se convierta en el mundo entero. Ellos no entienden lo qué es que una canción cambie tu vida.”
― Adam Selzer