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“but after seeing her come home and track zombie brains all over her fuzzy carpet with her motorcycle boots (and getting really mad about it when she found out),”
― J.B. O'Neil, Grandma vs. Zombies - Kicking Zombie Butt... "Old School Style"

“I can’t summon any more gas!” Leo warned. Then his face turned red. “Wow, that came out wrong. I mean”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“I DON’T WANT YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!” I yelled to the figure behind the door.”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt 3: Attack of Foxy

“BANG! BANG! BANG! “THERE’S NO ONE HOME!” I shouted to the door,”
― Mike Schmidt, Five Nights at Freddy's: Diary of Mike Schmidt 3: Attack of Foxy

“In dodge ball, the word for “hello” is “PONG!” along with a searing pain. I wouldn’t recommend visiting the land of dodge ball. Tis a silly place.”
― Marcus Emerson, Spirit Week Shenanigans

“HYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHUURRRGHHHHHZZZOOWWIIIIEEEEE!!!!!”
― Herobrine Books, Back to Scare School

“Ah, so it is true. They’ve finally found some Ocelots for the city. We have been looking for Ocelots for many weeks without any luck! You all will be very useful to keep those damn Creepers out of our way.”
― Mark Mulle, Diary of a Courageous Ocelot (Book 1): The Missing Ocelot (An Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12

“You all will be very useful to keep those damn Creepers out of our way.”
― Mark Mulle, Diary of a Courageous Ocelot (Book 1): The Missing Ocelot (An Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12

“Then by the powers of StarClan I give you your warrior name. Spiderpaw, from this moment you will be known as Spiderleg.”
― Erin Hunter, Starlight

“can·tor   n. 1 an official who sings liturgical music and leads prayer in a synagogue. Also called HAZZAN. 2 (in formal Christian worship) a person who sings solo verses or passages to which the choir or congregation responds.  mid 16th cent.: from Latin, 'singer', from canere 'sing'.”
― Oxford University Press, The New Oxford American Dictionary

“I’m a Corgi. Note the capitalization. Many humans neglect to use the capital C, but you really should.”
― Laura Madsen, The Corgi Chronicles

“You… are… a… fridge… with… wings,” Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. “We… are… ballet… dancers.”
― James Patterson, School's Out - Forever

“Sheep!” Angel cried, catching sight of some fluffy brown wool. “Anne is quite the animal lover,” Fang said to me as we followed Angel. “Horses, sheep, goats. Chickens. Pigs.” “Yeah,” I said. “I wonder who’s for dinner?” He flashed one of his rare smiles at me, and it was like the sun coming out. I felt my cheeks get hot and strode on ahead.”
― James Patterson, School's Out - Forever

“Do you know where the dictionary is?” Fang looked at the girl who had spoken. “What?” “Our reference materials are over here,” the girl said, pointing. “When we have free study time, you can walk around and do homework. If you need to look up stuff, the computers and other references are over here.” “Oh. Okay. Thanks.” “No problem.” The girl swallowed and stepped closer. She was shorter than Max and had long, dark red hair. Her eyes were bright green, and her nose had freckles. “I’m Lissa,” she said. “And you’re Nick, right?” What did she want? He looked at her. “Uh-huh,” he said warily. “I’m glad you’re in our class.” “What? Why?” She stepped still closer, and he could smell the lavender scent of soap. Giving him a flirtatious smile, she said, “Why do you think?”
― James Patterson, School's Out - Forever

“We know,” Nudge said apologetically. “It’s just—she’s going to make sweet potatoes with raisins and little marshmallows on top.”
― James Patterson, School's Out - Forever

“I should see the garden far better," said Alice to herself, "if I could get to the top of that hill: and here's a path that leads straight to it—at least, no it doesn't do that—" (after going a few yards along the path, and turning several sharp corners), "but I suppose it will at last. But how curiously it twists! It's more like a corkscrew than a path! Well, this turn goes to the hill, I suppose—no, it doesn't! This goes straight back to the house! Well then, I'll try it the other way." And so she did: wandering up and down, and trying turn after turn, but always coming back to the house, do what she would. Indeed, once, when she turned a corner rather more quickly than usual, she ran against it before she could stop herself.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland: The Complete Collection

“Because,” Conner explained with a smirk on his face, “if you’re going to live in a house made of candy, don’t move next door to a couple of obese kids. A lot of these fairy-tale characters are missing common sense.” Alex let out another disapproving grunt. Conner figured he could get at least fifty more out of her before they got home. “The witch didn’t live next door! She lived deep in the forest! They had to leave a trail of bread crumbs behind so they could find their way back, remember. And the whole point of the house was to lure the kids in. They were starving!” Alex reminded him. “At least have all the facts straight before you criticize.” “If they were starving, what were they doing wasting bread crumbs?” Conner asked. “Sounds like a couple of troublemakers to me.” Alex grunted again. “And”
― Chris Colfer, The Wishing Spell

“I think it would be charitable to believe that he was mistaken about”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Windy Poplars

“Steve ducked at the last second to dodge an arrow from a wither skeleton. ”
― Mark Mulle, The Carnival of Doom (Book 1): The Angry Ghost

“How many King Charmings have there been?” Conner asked. “We’ve lost count,” Lampton said. “There are three currently. King Chester had four sons: Chance Charming, Chase Charming, Chandler Charming, and Charlie Charming.” Each of the Charming brothers had his own portrait on the wall. “King Chance Charming is the oldest and is married to Queen Cinderella,” Lampton said, and gestured to the portrait of the man they had just seen in the ballroom. “King Chase Charming is the second oldest and is married to Queen Sleeping Beauty,” Lampton continued. Chase looked exactly like his brother, except he was a bit taller and wore a goatee. “King Chandler Charming is the third oldest and is married to Queen Snow White,” Lampton said. Chandler looked like his brothers, but had the longest hair of all of them. The”
― Chris Colfer, The Wishing Spell

“We've met before - a thousand times. I am the girl the world forgets. It started when I was sixteen years old. A slow declining, an isolation, one piece at a time. A father forgetting to drive me to school. A mother setting the table for three, not four. A teacher who forgets to chase my missing homework. A friend who looks straight through me and sees a stranger. No matter what I do, the words I say, the people I hurt, the crimes I commit - you will never remember who I am. That makes my life tricky. It also makes me dangerous...”
― Claire North, The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August

“You know what that is, baby?” Mom asked, pointing toward the door at the end of the hall. “Do – door,” I said. “We’re going through that door, Wyatt, okay?” I nodded. “Can you do something for me when we go through that door?” Another nod from me. “Whatever you do, do not look down, okay? Keep your eyes on mommy. Do. Not. Look. Down.” For”
― George S. Mahaffey Jr., Vertical City