The Heroes of Olympus Quotes

“I can’t summon any more gas!” Leo warned. Then his face turned red. “Wow, that came out wrong. I mean”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“Bacchus scratched his stubbly chin. “Ah…yes. John Green.” “Jason Grace.” “Whatever,” the god said.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“The winged stallion came in for a landing. He trotted over to Percy and nuzzled his face, then turned his head inquisitively toward Piper and Jason. “Blackjack,” Percy said, “this is Piper and Jason. They’re friends.” The horse nickered. “Uh, maybe later,” Percy answered. Piper had heard that Percy could speak to horses, being the son of the horse lord Poseidon, but she’d never seen it in action. “What does Blackjack want?” she asked. “Donuts,” Percy said. “Always donuts.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“Percy smiled. “Is he a fighter? Frank, you’re looking at General Tyson of the Cyclops army. And by the way, Tyson, Frank is a descendant of Poseidon.” “Brother!” Tyson crushed Frank in a hug.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“That should’ve killed her!” the archer protested. “Welcome to my world,” Percy muttered.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“To be perfect, you have to feel perfect about yourself—avoid trying to be something you’re not.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“What if we promoted, like, Adidas or something? Would that make Nike mad enough to show up?”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus

“And this is Annabeth,” Jason said. “Uh, normally she doesn’t judo-flip people.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“Jason winced. “Knocked out twice in two days,” he muttered. “Some demigod.” He glanced sheepishly at Percy. “Sorry, man. I didn’t mean to blast you.” Percy’s shirt was peppered with burn holes. His hair was even more disheveled than normal. Despite that, he managed a weak laugh. “Not the first time. Your big sister got me good once at camp.” “Yeah, but…I could have killed you.” “Or I could have killed you,” Percy said. Jason shrugged. “If there’d been an ocean in Kansas, maybe.” “I don’t need an ocean—” “Boys,” Annabeth interrupted, “I’m sure you both would’ve been wonderful at killing each other. But right now, you need some rest.” “Food first,” Percy said. “Please?”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“Like water leaking through a dam,” she suggested. “Yeah.” Percy smiled. “We’ve got a dam hole.” “What?” Piper asked. “Nothing,” he said. “Inside joke.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“Percy hated tests. Since he’d lost his memory, his whole life was one big fill-in-the-blank. He was ____________________, from ____________________. He felt like ____________________, and if the monsters caught him, he’d be ____________________.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“The crew of the Argo II assembled at the rail and cut the grappling lines. Piper brought out her new horn of plenty and, on Percy’s direction, willed it to spew Diet Coke, which came out with the strength of a fire hose, dousing the enemy deck. Percy thought it would take hours, but the ship sank remarkably fast, filling with Diet Coke and seawater. “Dionysus,” Percy called, holding up Chrysaor’s golden mask. “Or Bacchus—whatever. You made this victory possible, even if you weren’t here. Your enemies trembled at your name…or your Diet Coke, or something. So, yeah, thank you.” The words were hard to get out, but Percy managed not to gag. “We give this ship to you as tribute. We hope you like it.” “Six million in gold,” Leo muttered. “He’d better like it.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“I love breakfast,” Frank said. “I’d eat breakfast, breakfast, and breakfast if I could.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“He just said, ‘I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.’” “You speak horse?” Hazel asked. “‘Baby man’?” Frank spluttered.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“I fought side by side with the gods and some other demigod…Harry Cleese, I think.” “Heracles?” Piper suggested politely. “Whatever,” Bacchus said. “Anyway, I”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“Gaea?” Leo shook his head. “Isn’t that Mother Nature? She’s supposed to have, like, flowers in her hair and birds singing around her and deer and rabbits doing her laundry.” “Leo, that’s Snow White,” Piper said. “Okay, but—”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“FORGET THE CHICKEN-NUGGET SMOKE SCREEN. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat. That night he had horrible nightmares.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“demon chicken ladies,”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“together. The gods blame Hera—or Juno, if you prefer! The”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“He put the platter behind his butt, said a silent prayer to whatever Roman god oversaw stupid sledding tricks, and jumped off the side of the hill.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“They had dry, brittle wings like corn-husks, and tufts of white hair like corn silk. Their”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“Leo stepped toward Piper. “What—what are those?”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“looked”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“The store had a hand-painted sign that read: MOOSE PASS GAS. “That’s just wrong,” Frank said.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“Percy didn’t know why she kept doing that, but if he ever needed a suit of armor, he was going to make it out of Crispy Cheese ’n’ Wieners. They were indestructible.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“Lou Ellen something-or-other, was playing “got-your-nose” with Miranda Gardiner from Demeter, except that Lou Ellen really had magically disconnected Miranda’s nose, and Miranda was trying to get it back.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“They divided us so we don’t kill each other,”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“Juno”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“day he’d been raised on a shield and proclaimed a praetor. His friends’ faces: Dakota, Gwendolyn, Hazel, Bobby. And”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III

“Leo stepped out next. “You’re catching me, too, Superman. But I ain’t holding your hand.”
― Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus: Books I-III