Back to Scare School Quotes

“Well, I gotta go see Sally. So I’ll see you later.” Man, I knew Steve was right. But I just have to pass”
― Zack Zombie, Back to Scare School

“to bed, I made sure to set my alarm clock so I can get up really early. I wanted to get up right when the sun went down. That way I’d have plenty of time to get everything ready for school. Man, I felt so excited and so nervous at the same time. Kind of reminded me of when I gave my ghoulfriend Sally flowers for the first time. Except this time there was no giant Iron Golem trying to kill me. At least I don’t think so… I haven’t even met my new Scare Class teacher yet.”
― Zack Zombie, Back to Scare School

“Captain Mini Pants And Captain Mini Zombie Pants”
― Zack Zombie, Back to Scare School

“Jeff”
― Zack Zombie, Back to Scare School

“nipples”
― Zack Zombie, Back to Scare School

“Baby Zeke Runt”
― Zack Zombie, Back to Scare School

“HYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHUURRRGHHHHHZZZOOWWIIIIEEEEE”
― Zack Zombie, Back to Scare School

“You mean my terrifyingly scary miner scaring skills?” “No, you still have a baby face.”
― Zack Zombie, Back to Scare School

“Come on Sheep, be scared!”
― Zack Zombie, Back to Scare School

“My head is lonely”
― Zack Zombie, Back to Scare School

“study”
― Zack Zombie, Back to Scare School

“Friday I’m”
― Zack Zombie, Back to Scare School

“Creepers looked like before the experiment: We”
― Zack Zombie, Back to Scare School

“I told Mr. Matsumoto that I created a mod to change my appearance in order to cheat on the test. But I decided not to go through with it because I had a change of heart. Mr. Matsumoto was so impressed with my honesty that he didn’t report me to the principal but gave me detention instead. Now I just stay after school practicing my scare technique with Mr. Matsumoto. I’m”
― Herobrine Books, Back to Scare School

“They transformed into giant monster Zombies right inside of the school bus. The bus got so heavy, it blew out all the tires.”
― Herobrine Books, Back to Scare School

“Tiny Tim”
― Herobrine Books, Back to Scare School

“HYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHUURRRGHHHHHZZZOOWWIIIIEEEEE!!!!!”
― Herobrine Books, Back to Scare School

“got all my stuff together and waddled downstairs, and found my Mom preparing my lunchbox. “Mom, what’s that?!!” “It’s the lunchbox you wanted, right?” “No, you were supposed to get the Pokémon lunchbox with Pikachu!” “This one has Pikachu, doesn’t it? The lady at the store said it was the most popular one.” “That’s Pichu, not Pikachu. Waaaaahhhhh!!!!” Now I’ve got to walk around school with a pink Pichu lunchbox. I might as well accept that my life is over. I should just take a marker and write the word “Loser” on my shirt with a big arrow pointing to my smooth face. Except nobody will be able to read it because my shirt is so small! “Waaaaahhhh!!!!”
― Herobrine Books, Back to Scare School

“First they talked to me about something called, “Senior-itis.” “Senior-what? What’s that?” “Son, that’s when you will want to get lazy because you know it’s your last year of middle school,” my Dad said. “That’s a thing? Really?” “Yes, it is,” Mom said. “And your father and I wanted to help you to do your best in school this year. So we decided that if you get at least a B in each of your classes, then we’ll get you any video game console that you want this year.” “What?!! Are you serious?!!” “And, one of those classes has to be your new Scare Class,” my Dad said. “We know you’re feeling nervous about scaring miners. But we believe you can do it, son.” Whoa. That means if I get a B in all my classes, I can get the ScareStation 465 or the Z-Box 360, or the Zii—U! And it’s about time too. I’m so tired of using my Dad’s old Zintendo 64. The graphics are terrible.”
― Herobrine Books, Back to Scare School