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  • #1
    David Eddings
    “What was that?" Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner.
    "Brill," Silk replied blandly, pulling his Murgo robe back on.
    "Again?" Belgarath demanded with exasperation. "What was he doing this time?"
    "Trying to fly, last time I saw him." Silk smirked.
    The old man looked puzzled.
    "He wasn't doing it very well," Silk added.
    Belgarath shrugged. "Maybe it'll come to him in time."
    "He doesn't really have all that much time." Silk glanced out over the edge.
    "From far below - terribly far below - there came a faint, muffled crash; then, after several seconds, another. "Does bouncing count?" Silk asked.
    Belgarath made a wry face. "Not really."
    "Then I'd say he didn't learn in time." Silk said blithely.”
    David Eddings, Magician's Gambit

  • #2
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
    Robert A. Heinlein

  • #3
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “All that is gold does not glitter,
    Not all those who wander are lost;
    The old that is strong does not wither,
    Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

    From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
    A light from the shadows shall spring;
    Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
    The crownless again shall be king.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #4
    Robert A. Heinlein
    “Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”
    Robert A. Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land

  • #5
    Jim  Butcher
    “I don't want to make her [Maggie] a target again," I said.

    Michael sighed patiently. "Harry," he said, as if speaking to a rather slow child,"I'm not sure if you noticed this. But things did not turn out well for the last monster who raised his hand against your child. Or any of his friends. Or associates. Or anyone who worked for him. Or for most of the people he knew.”
    Jim Butcher, Skin Game

  • #6
    J.R.R. Tolkien
    “I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
    J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

  • #7
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #8
    Albert Camus
    “Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
    Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
    Walk beside me… just be my friend”
    Albert Camus

  • #9
    Groucho Marx
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
    Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

  • #10
    Frank Herbert
    “I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”
    Frank Herbert, Dune

  • #11
    David Eddings
    “My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat? -Mandorallen”
    David Eddings

  • #12
    David Eddings
    “Have you ever noticed that? We base our assessment of the intelligence of others almost entirely on how closely their thinking matches our own. I'm sure that there are people out there who violently disagree with me on most things, and I'm broad-minded enough to conceded that they might possibly not be completely idiots, but I much prefer the company of people who agree with me.
    You might want to think about that.”
    David Eddings, Belgarath the Sorcerer

  • #13
    David Eddings
    “Now there’s something for you to think about. If you don’t know that you can’t do something, isn’t there a remote possibility that you’ll go ahead and do it anyway in absolute defiance of physical law? That might be one of the drawbacks of education. If you don’t know that you can’t pick yourself up by the scruff of the neck and hold yourself at arm’s length, maybe you can.”
    David Eddings, Polgara the Sorceress

  • #14
    Timothy Zahn
    “If you don't want to be noticed, you don't use a Star Destroyer.”
    Timothy Zahn, Heir to the Empire

  • #15
    Kevin Hearne
    “When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hounded

  • #16
    Kevin Hearne
    “There are many perks to living for twenty-one centuries, and foremost among them is bearing witness to the rare birth of genius. It invariably goes like this: Someone shrugs off the weight of his cultural traditions, ignores the baleful stares of authority, and does something his countrymen think to be completely batshit insane. Of those, Galileo was my personal favorite. Van Gogh comes in second, but he really was batshit insane.”
    Kevin Hearne, Hounded

  • #17
    “I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a disgrace, that two become a lawfirm, and that three or more become a congress. -John Adams”
    Sherman Edwards, 1776

  • #18
    “Treason is a charge invented by winners as an excuse for hanging the losers.”
    Sherman Edwards, 1776: A Musical Play

  • #19
    Mercedes Lackey
    “If only. Those must be the two saddest words in the world.”
    Mercedes Lackey

  • #20
    Mercedes Lackey
    “If it is stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
    (a Shin'a'in saying)”
    Mercedes Lackey, Owlknight

  • #21
    Mercedes Lackey
    “Some must be warriors, that others may live in peace. ”
    Mercedes Lackey, Exile's Honor
    tags: war

  • #22
    Mercedes Lackey
    “Getting angry over something that won't change is like seeing what happens if you hit your hand with a hammer over and over again, and being surprised each time when it hurts. So you might as well stop doing it.”
    Mercedes Lackey, Beauty and the Werewolf

  • #23
    Mercedes Lackey
    “... everything written is at least in part fantasy.
    Except maybe the national budget.
    That's horror.”
    Mercedes Lackey

  • #24
    Mercedes Lackey
    “You are eccentric when you have enough money to not be considered crazy,”
    Mercedes Lackey, Blood Red

  • #25
    Jean Craighead George
    “I throw back my head, and, feeling free as the wind, breathe in the fresh mountain air. Although I am heavy-hearted, my spirits are rising. To walk in nature is always good medicine.”
    Jean Craighead George, On the Far Side of the Mountain

  • #26
    Robert E. Howard
    “I'm not going out of my way looking for devils; but I wouldn't step out of my path to let one go by.”
    Robert E. Howard

  • #27
    Terry Pratchett
    “Sybil’s female forebears had valiantly backed up their husbands as distant embassies were besieged, had given birth on a camel or in the shade of a stricken elephant, had handed around the little gold chocolates while trolls were trying to break into the compound, or had merely stayed at home and nursed such bits of husbands and sons as made it back from endless little wars.  The result was a species of woman who, when duty called, turned into solid steel.”
    Terry Pratchett, Thud!

  • #28
    Terry Pratchett
    “A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.”
    Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

  • #29
    Terry Pratchett
    “Murder was in fact a fairly uncommon event in Ankh-Morpork, but there were a lot of suicides. Walking in the night-time alleyways of The Shades was suicide. Asking for a short in a dwarf bar was suicide. Saying 'Got rocks in your head?' to a troll was suicide. You could commit suicide very easily, if you weren't careful.”
    Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms

  • #30
    Terry Pratchett
    “And, er, these stories about you..."

    "Oh, all true. Most of them. A bit of exaggeration, but mostly true."

    "The one about the Citadel in Muntab and the Pash and the fish bone?"

    "Oh, yes."

    "But how did you get in where half a dozen armed and trained men couldn't even - ?"

    "I am a little man and I carry a broom," said Lu-Tze simply. "Everyone has some mess that needs clearing up. What harm is a man with a broom?"

    "What? And that was it?"

    "Well, the rest was a matter of cookery, really. The Pash was not a good man, but he was a glutton for his fish pie."

    "No martial arts?" said Lobsang.

    "Oh, always a last resort. History needs shepherds, not butchers."

    "Do you know okidoki?"

    "Just a lot of bunny-hops."

    "Shittake?"

    "If I wanted to thrust my hand into hot sand I would go to the seaside."

    "Upsidazi?"

    "A waste of good bricks."

    "No kando?"

    "You made that one up.”
    Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time



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