Jan Smitowicz > Jan's Quotes

“You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.”
― Dorothy Parker, You Might As Well Live: The Life and Times of Dorothy Parker

“I have mood poisoning. Must be something I hate. ”
― Marilyn Manson

“The day I can't pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass.”
― Sean Gibson

“Punning is a talent which no man affects to despise but he that is without it.”
― Jonathan Swift