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  • #1
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #2
    William Shakespeare
    “The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”
    William Shakespeare, As You Like It

  • #3
    Dr. Seuss
    “I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living.”
    Dr. Seuss

  • #4
    Thomas A. Edison
    “I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
    Thomas A. Edison

  • #5
    Charles J. Sykes
    “Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
    Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write or Add

  • #6
    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    Woody Allen

  • #7
    Albert Einstein
    “If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #8
    Pablo Picasso
    “Everything you can imagine is real.”
    Pablo Picasso

  • #9
    Pablo Picasso
    “Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.”
    Pablo Picasso

  • #10
    Banksy
    “Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don't come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can make someone smile while they're having a piss.”
    Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall

  • #11
    Banksy
    “Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it.”
    Banksy, Wall and Piece

  • #12
    Banksy
    “A lot of mothers will do anything for their children, except let them be themselves.”
    Banksy, Wall and Piece

  • #13
    Banksy
    “The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water.

    Some runners are born with a massive head start, every possible help along the way and still the referees seem to be on their side.

    It's not surprising a lot of people have given up compeating altogether and gone to sit in the grandstand, eat junk and shout abuse.

    What the human race needs is a lot more streakers.”
    Banksy, Cut It Out

  • #14
    Banksy
    “Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent, leave the house before you find something worth staying in for. ”
    Banksy

  • #15
    Banksy
    “Some people become cops because they want to make the world a better place. Some people become vandals because they want to make the world a better looking place.”
    Banksy, Wall and Piece

  • #16
    Banksy
    “People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.”
    Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall

  • #17
    Banksy
    “A lot of people never use their initiative because no-one told them to.”
    Banksy, Wall and Piece

  • #18
    Banksy
    “All artists are willing to suffer for their work. But why are so few prepared to learn to draw?”
    Banksy, Wall and Piece

  • #19
    Banksy
    “My main problem with cops is that they do what they're told. They say 'Sorry mate, I'm just doing my job' all the fucking time.”
    Banksy, Banging Your Head Against a Brick Wall

  • #20
    Banksy
    “A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.”
    Banksy

  • #21
    Banksy
    “If you want to say something and have people listen then you have to
    wear a mask. If you want to be honest then you have to live a lie.”
    Banksy

  • #22
    Banksy
    “I need someone to protect me from all the measures they take in order to protect me. ”
    Banksy

  • #23
    Banksy
    “People either love me or they hate me, or they don't really care.”
    Banksy, Wall and Piece

  • #24
    Russell T. Davies
    “ Dalek Sec: The Doctor will open the Ark!
    The Doctor: Ha ha, the Doctor will not.
    Dalek Sec: You have no way of resisting!
    The Doctor: Mm, you got me there. [withdrawing the sonic screwdriver] Although, there is always this.
    Dalek Sec: A sonic probe?
    The Doctor: [with jocular bravado] That's screwdriver.
    Dalek Sec: It is harmless.
    The Doctor: Ohh, yes. Harmless is just the word: that's why I like it! Doesn't kill, doesn't wound, doesn't maim. But I'll tell you what it does do: It is very good at opening doors. [He pushes the switch and the doors explode inwards; Jake's squad and some Cybermen run in and open fire.] ”
    Russell T. Davies

  • #25
    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    Narcotics Anonymous

  • #26
    Albert Camus
    “Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
    Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
    Walk beside me… just be my friend”
    Albert Camus

  • #27
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”
    Ralph Waldo Emerson

  • #28
    Steve Jobs
    “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
    Steve Jobs

  • #29
    Elbert Hubbard
    “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
    Elbert Hubbard

  • #30
    Mark Twain
    “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
    Mark Twain



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