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#1

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
― William W. Purkey

tags: dance, heaven, hurt, inspirational, life, love, sing

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#2

“Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

tags: demon, paranoia, paranoid

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#3

“Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar”
― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

tags: humor, life, metaphor, zen

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#4

“An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not getting chased by flying purple pyromaniac gorillas hurling incendiary poo!”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

tags: danger, errands, incendiary-poo, pyromaniac-gorillas

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#5

“Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now. ”
― Jim Butcher

tags: dresden-files-books

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#6

“In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

tags: harry-dresden, humor, motivation

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#7

“I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.”
― Jim Butcher, Fool Moon

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#8

“My hair had grown out long and shaggy—not in that sexy-young-rock-star kind of way but in that time-to-take-Rover-to-the-groomer kind of way.”
― Jim Butcher, White Night

tags: hair, haircut, messy, shaggy, sloppy

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#9

“Polka will never die.”
― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

tags: polka

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#10

“Let's sum up: an unknown number of enemies with unknown capabilities, supported by a gang of madmen, packs of attack animals, and superhumanly intelligent pocket change.”
― Jim Butcher - Small Favor

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#11

“You're in America now," I said. "Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer.”
― Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

tags: america, diplomacy

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#12

“A technicality I'm prepared to hide wildly behind.”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

tags: witty

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#13

“There are bad things in the world. There's no getting away from that. But that doesn't mean nothing can be done about them. You can't abandon life just because it's scary, and just because sometimes you get hurt. ”
― Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

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#14

“We've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

tags: humor

86 likes

#15

“I've never lost a duel to the death. Not one.”
― Jim Butcher, Captain's Fury

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#16

“I mean, we're all going to die. We know that on an intellectual level. We figure it out when we're still fairly young, and it scares us so badly that we convince ourselves we're immortal for more than a decade afterwards.”
― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

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#17

“Good writers borrow from other writers. Great writers steal from them outright.”
― Aaron Sorkin

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#18

“Sleep is God. Go worship.”
― Jim Butcher, Death Masks

tags: sleep

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#19

“I parked in front of the Field Museum under a NO PARKING sign. There were a couple of actual spots I could have used, but the drive was even closer. Besides, I found it aesthetically satisfying to defy municipal code.”
― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

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#20

“Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.”
― Jim Butcher, Fool Moon

tags: harry-dresden, humor, women

164 likes

#21

“If I stay, they'll kill me... If I go, at least everything that wants me dead won't be taking it personally.”
― Jim Butcher, Captain's Fury

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#22

“Jobs are a part of life. Maybe you've heard of the concept. It's called work? See, what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money. Like those Japanese game shows, only without all the glory.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

tags: harry-dresden, thomas-raith, work

269 likes

#23

“We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

tags: bob-the-skull, harry-dresden, humor, insanity

571 likes

#24

“I was seducing shepherdesses when you weren't a twinkle in your great-grandcestor's eyes. I think I know what I'm doing.”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

tags: bob-the-skull, harry-dresden, humor, women

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#25

“You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast.”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

tags: harry-dresden, motivation

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#26

“Bite me, faerie fruitcake.”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

tags: harry-dresden, humor

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#27

“You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony.”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

tags: elaine-mallory, harry-dresden, humor

472 likes

#28

“So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?”
― Jim Butcher, Death Masks

tags: atheism, harry-dresden, humor, sanya

353 likes

#29

“Sullen monosyllabism, a sure sign of sleep deprivation.”
― Jim Butcher, Death Masks

tags: harry-dresden, humor, waldo-butters

125 likes

#30

“A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubusees? Succubi? Stupid Latin correspondence course.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

tags: harry-dresden, humor, lara-raith

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