Jenny > Jenny's Quotes

“The story so far:
In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Diggers

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
― Douglas Adams

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.”
― Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
― W.C. Fields