Ellen > Ellen's Quotes

“I have always wanted to write a book that ended with the word 'mayonnaise.”
― Richard Brautigan

“Finding is losing something else.
I think about, perhaps even mourn,
what I lost to find this”
― Richard Brautigan, Loading Mercury With a Pitchfork

“The covers of this book are too far apart.”
― Ambrose Bierce

“Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.”
― Ambrose Bierce

“The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.”
― Ambrose Bierce

“If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.”
― Woody Allen, Hannah and Her Sisters

“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.”
― Woody Allen

“Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'

I daresay you haven't had much practice,' said the Queen. 'When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. There goes the shawl again!”
― Lewis Carroll

“If you don't know where you're going, any road'll take you there”
― George Harrison