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    Jim Henson
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
    ― Jim Henson
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    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    ― Bernard M. Baruch
    tags: ataraxy, be-yourself, confidence, fitting-in, individuality, misattributed-dr-seuss, those-who-matter
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    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
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    Roald Dahl
    “It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.”
    ― Roald Dahl, The Witches
    tags: love
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    Roald Dahl
    “So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
    Go throw your TV set away,
    And in its place you can install
    A lovely bookshelf on the wall.
    Then fill the shelves with lots of books.”
    ― Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
    tags: books, humor, television
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    Roald Dahl
    “Two rights don't equal a left.”
    ― Roald Dahl, The BFG
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    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: attributed-no-source, be-yourself, gilbert-perreira, honesty, inspirational, misattributed-oscar-wilde, quote-investigator
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    Jerry Seinfeld
    “If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
    ― Jerry Seinfeld
    tags: books, funny
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    Golda Meir
    “Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”
    ― Golda Meir
    tags: funny, golda, meir, true
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    Billy Sunday
    “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
    ― Billy Sunday, "Billy" Sunday, the man and his message: with his own words which have won thousands for Christ
    tags: automobile, car, funny, humor, religious
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    Lemony Snicket
    “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
    ― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid
    tags: funny
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    William Shakespeare
    “Thou mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!”
    ― William Shakespeare
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    Cathy Guisewite
    “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
    ― Cathy Guiswite
    tags: eyes, funny, lemons
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    Cathy East Dubowski
    “How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!”
    ― Cathy East Dubowski, Disney's Toy Story
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    “Of course you know, this means war.”
    ― Joe Adamson, Bugs Bunny: Fifty Years and Only One Grey Hare
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    Matt Groening
    “Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”
    ― Matt Groening, The Big Book of Hell
    tags: humor, love, metaphor, simpsons
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    Matt Groening
    “You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

    Homer Simpson”
    ― Matt Groening
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    Matt Groening
    “I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”
    ― Matt Groening
    tags: family, humor, language, satire, simpsons, social-commentary
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    Matt Groening
    “Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!
    — Russ Cargill”
    ― Matt Groening
    tags: humour, simpsons
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    Matt Groening
    “Welcome to Suckersville, man.”
    ― Matt Groening, The Simpsons : A Complete Guide to Our Favorite Family
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    Johnny Depp
    “Life's pretty good, and why wouldnt it be? I'm a pirate, after all.”
    ― Johnny Depp
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    Johnny Depp
    “My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.”
    ― Johnny Depp
    tags: life, tattoos
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