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  • #1
    Jim Henson
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
    Jim Henson

  • #2
    Bernard M. Baruch
    “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.”
    Bernard M. Baruch

  • #3
    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    Albert Einstein

  • #4
    Roald Dahl
    “It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like, so long as somebody loves you.”
    Roald Dahl, The Witches

  • #5
    Roald Dahl
    “So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
    Go throw your TV set away,
    And in its place you can install
    A lovely bookshelf on the wall.
    Then fill the shelves with lots of books.”
    Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

  • #6
    Roald Dahl
    “Two rights don't equal a left.”
    Roald Dahl, The BFG

  • #7
    Oscar Wilde
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #8
    Jerry Seinfeld
    “If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
    Jerry Seinfeld

  • #9
    Golda Meir
    “Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”
    Golda Meir

  • #10
    Billy Sunday
    “Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
    Billy Sunday, "Billy" Sunday, the man and his message: with his own words which have won thousands for Christ

  • #11
    Lemony Snicket
    “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
    Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

  • #12
    William Shakespeare
    “Thou mad mustachio purple-hued maltworms!”
    William Shakespeare

  • #13
    Cathy Guisewite
    “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
    Cathy Guiswite

  • #14
    Cathy East Dubowski
    “How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!”
    Cathy East Dubowski, Disney's Toy Story

  • #15
    “Of course you know, this means war.”
    Joe Adamson, Bugs Bunny: Fifty Years and Only One Grey Hare

  • #16
    Matt Groening
    “Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”
    Matt Groening, The Big Book of Hell

  • #17
    Matt Groening
    “You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

    Homer Simpson”
    Matt Groening

  • #18
    Matt Groening
    “I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”
    Matt Groening

  • #19
    Matt Groening
    “Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!
    — Russ Cargill”
    Matt Groening

  • #20
    Matt Groening
    “Welcome to Suckersville, man.”
    Matt Groening, The Simpsons : A Complete Guide to Our Favorite Family

  • #21
    Johnny Depp
    “Life's pretty good, and why wouldnt it be? I'm a pirate, after all.”
    Johnny Depp

  • #22
    Johnny Depp
    “My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.”
    Johnny Depp



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