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  • #1
    Abigail Barnette
    “Yes, one of the benefits of being embarrassingly rich is that you find out if you have syphilis much earlier than the average peasant would.”
    Abigail Barnette, The Boss
    tags: humor, sex

  • #2
    Warren Ellis
    “Did you ever want to set someone's head on fire, just to see what it looked like? Did you ever stand in the street and think to yourself, I could make that nun go blind just by giving her a kiss? Did you ever lay out plans for stitching babies and stray cats into a Perfect New Human? Did you ever stand naked surrounded by people who want your gleaming sperm, squirting frankincense, soma and testosterone from every pore? If so, then you're the bastard who stole my drugs Friday night. And I'll find you. Oh, yes.”
    Warren Ellis, Transmetropolitan, Vol. 5: Lonely City

  • #3
    Warren Ellis
    “You're miserable, edgy and tired. You're in the perfect mood for journalism.”
    Warren Ellis

  • #4
    Warren Ellis
    “Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!”
    Warren Ellis

  • #5
    Stacia Kane
    “NO reader has ANY obligation to an author, whether it be to leave a review or to write a "constructive" one. I put out a product. You are consumers of that product. Since when does that mean you have to kiss my ass? Hey, I like Pop-Tarts and eat them a few times a year; since when does that mean I'm obligated to support Kellogg's in any way except legally purchasing the Pop-Tarts before I eat them? I wasn't aware that purchasing and consuming a product meant I was under some sort of fucking thrall in which I'm only allowed to either praise the Pop-Tart (which to be honest isn't hard, especially the S'mores flavor) or, if I am going to criticize a flavor, offer a specific and detailed analysis as to why, phrased in as inoffensive and gentle a manner as possible so as not to upset the gentle people at Kellogg's."

    [Something in the Water? (blog post; January 9, 2012)]”
    Stacia Kane

  • #6
    Susan Ee
    “I never thought about it before, but I'm proud to be human. We're ever so flawed. We're frail, confused, violent, and we struggle with so many issues. But all in all, I'm proud to be a Daughter of Man.”
    Susan Ee, Angelfall

  • #7
    Susan Ee
    “Anybody that ties you to a chair at gunpoint is a bad guy. Do I really need to explain this?”
    Susan Ee, Angelfall

  • #8
    Susan Ee
    “I never kid about my warrior demigod status."
    "Oh. My. God." I lower my voice, having forgotten to whisper. "You are nothing but a bird with an attitude. Okay, so you have a few muscles, I’ll grant you that. But you know, a bird is nothing but a barely evolved lizard. That’s what you are.”
    Susan Ee, Angelfall

  • #9
    Tom Hiddleston
    “Every villain is a hero in his own mind.”
    Tom Hiddleston

  • #10
    Tiffany Reisz
    “My confession begins," Father S said, "as the confessions of many men begin - with three words"

    "Father forgive me?" Michael hazarded a guess. Father S signed.

    "I met Eleanor.”
    Tiffany Reisz, The Angel

  • #11
    Susan Ee
    “My friends call me Wrath,” says Raffe. “My enemies call me Please Have Mercy. What’s your name, soldier boy?”
    Susan Ee, Angelfall

  • #12
    Susan Ee
    “I knew from the start that your loyalty would get you killed. I just never thought it would be your loyalty to me that would do it.”
    Susan Ee, Angelfall

  • #13
    Jon   Stewart
    “To the people who are upset about their hard-earned tax money going to things they don’t like: welcome to the f*cking club. Reimburse me for the Iraq war and oil subsidies, and diaphragms are on me!”
    Jon Stewart

  • #14
    Daniel Pennac
    “Reader's Bill of Rights

    1. The right to not read

    2. The right to skip pages

    3. The right to not finish

    4. The right to reread

    5. The right to read anything

    6. The right to escapism

    7. The right to read anywhere

    8. The right to browse

    9. The right to read out loud

    10. The right to not defend your tastes”
    Daniel Pennac

  • #15
    Ray Bradbury
    “You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.”
    Ray Bradbury

  • #16
    Abigail Barnette
    “It was like he'd sprung fully-formed from my eighteen-year-old fantasies, the hot History teacher who just couldn't help himself.”
    Abigail Barnette, The Boss

  • #17
    Abigail Barnette
    “But the best part of catching Neil in the shower was, hands down, the loud, awful singing.”
    Abigail Barnette, The Boss

  • #18
    Stacia Kane
    “Readers have the right to say whatever the fuck they want about a book. Period. They have that right. If they hate the book because the MC says the word “delicious” and the reader believes it’s the Devil’s word and only evil people use it, they can shout from the rooftops “This book is shit and don’t read it” if they want. If they want to write a review entirely about how much they hate the cover, they can if they want. If they want to make their review all about how their dog Foot Foot especially loved to pee on that particular book, they can."

    [Blog entry, January 9, 2012]”
    Stacia Kane

  • #19
    Joseph Fink
    “I think like Joss Whedon [Stephen Moffat] often mistakes ‘empowered’ for ‘strong in exactly the way I personally want to sleep with”
    Joseph Fink

  • #20
    Chris Rock
    “Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.”
    Chris Rock

  • #21
    Ashley Poston
    “Do I not meet your fangirl expectation?”
    Ashley Poston, Geekerella



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