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    George W. Bush
    “If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier... as long as I'm the dictator. Hehehe.”
    ― George W. Bush
    tags: dictatorship, dumb
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    Steve Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: humor, obvious, simile
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    Charles J. Sykes
    “Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
    ― Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write or Add
    tags: humor, misattributed-to-bill-gates, nerd, nerds, work
    15553 likes

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    Woody Allen
    “I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: death, fear, humor, life
    25654 likes

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    Douglas Adams
    “Ow! My brains!”
    ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
    tags: humor, zaphod-beeblebrox
    203 likes

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    Scott Adams
    “Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.”
    ― Scott Adams
    tags: food, humor, life
    146 likes

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    Douglas Adams
    “I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?”
    ― Douglas Adams
    tags: humor, judgement
    305 likes

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    Frank Zappa
    “Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
    Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?”
    ― Frank Zappa
    tags: hair, humor, retort
    631 likes

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    Steven Wright
    “When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.”
    ― Steven Wright
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    Sherman Alexie
    “Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.”
    ― Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian
    tags: funny
    42 likes

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    Jeff Foxworthy
    “You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light”
    ― Jeff Foxworthy, You Might Be A Redneck If...
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  • #14
    Jeff Foxworthy
    “If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr..

    you might be a redneck”
    ― Jeff Foxworthy
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