Zaphod Beeblebrox Quotes

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“If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
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“If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.”
Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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“One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn’t understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid. He was renowned for being amazingly clever and quite clearly was so—but not all the time, which obviously worried him, hence, the act. He preferred people to be puzzled rather than contemptuous.”
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Douglas Adams
“Ow! My brains!”
Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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“I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.”
Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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“Much to his annoyance, a thought popped into his mind. It was very clear and very distinct, and he had now come to recognize these thoughts for what they were. His instinct was to resist them.”
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“The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.”
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Eoin Colfer
“Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.”
Eoin Colfer

Douglas Adams
“What is this? Some sort of galactic hyperhearse?”
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“One of Zaphod's heads looked away. The other turned round to see what the first was looking at, but it wasn't looking at anything very much.”
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Douglas Adams
“He had rather liked Zaphod Beeblebrox in a strange sort of way. He was clearly a man of many quallities, even if they were mostly bad ones.”
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“Vell, Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?”
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“Hey this is terrific!" Zaphod said. "Someone down there is trying to kill us!”
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“Beyinlerinin bu karanlık ve kilitli köşelerinden kurtulabilmeyi isterdi, çünkü burada saklı olanlar arada sırada bir an için yüzeye çıkıyor, zihninin neşe ve eğlence bölümünü tuhaf düşüncelerle doldurarak, kendisini hayatının temel görevi olarak gördüğü şeyden, yani harika bir şekilde iyi zaman geçirmekten alıkoymaya çalışıyorlardı.”
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“I wonder who this ship belongs to anyway," said Arthur.
"Me," said Zaphod.
"No. Who it really belongs to."
"Really me," insisted Zaphod. "Look, property is theft, right? Therefore theft is property. Therefore this ship is mine, okay?”
Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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“No voy a ser la marioneta de nadie, mucho menos, de mí mismo.”
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“And you saw yourself," said Gargravarr, "in relation to it all?"
"Oh, yeah yeah."
"But...what did you experience?"
Zaphod shrugged smugly.
"It just told me what I knew all the time. I'm a really terrific and great guy. Didn't I tell you, baby, I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox!”
Douglas Adams, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy