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#1

“Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.”
― Neil Gaiman

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#2

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”
― Arthur C. Clarke

tags: distance, life, loneliness, qotd, sense-of-wonder, universe

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#3

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

tags: funny, humanity, humor

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#4

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
― George Carlin

tags: humor

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#5

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

tags: fighting, humor, misattributed-george-carlin, peace, sex

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#6

“Life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!”
― Billy Connolly

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#7

“The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.”
― Bill Maher

tags: politics

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#8

“If it weren't for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.”
― Bill Maher

tags: acid, genius

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