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    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
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    Mark Twain
    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
    ― Mark Twain
    tags: lies, lying, memory, truth
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    “Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
    ― Narcotics Anonymous
    tags: humor, insanity, life, misattributed-ben-franklin, misattributed-mark-twain, misattributed-to-einstein
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    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control
    “I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe
    tags: attributed-no-source, best, life, love, misattributed-marilyn-monroe, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst
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    Jim Henson
    “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
    ― Jim Henson
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    William Goldman
    “True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: cough-drops, love, true-love
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    William Goldman
    “You don't want to be rude but you have to be careful - there are a lot of strange people out there.


    (Goldman attributes this quote to Cliff Robertson.)”
    ― William Goldman, Adventures in the Screen Trade: A Personal View of Hollywood
    tags: life, people
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    Hunter S. Thompson
    “I was not proud of what I had learned but I never doubted that it was worth knowing.”
    ― Hunter S. Thompson, The Rum Diary
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    Chuck Palahniuk
    “If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”
    ― Chuck Palahniuk
    tags: humor, love
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    “My choice is what I choose to do,
    And if I'm causing no harm, it shouldn't bother you.

    Your choice is who you choose to be,
    And if you're causin' no harm, then you're alright with me.”
    ― Ben Harper
    tags: acceptance, music
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    Hunter S. Thompson
    “If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.”
    ― Hunter S. Thompson
    tags: insanity, inspiration
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    “I'll take crazy over stupid any day.”
    ― Joss Whedon
    tags: insanity, stupidity
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  • #14
    Bill Hicks
    “It's always funny until someone gets hurt.

    Then it's just hilarious.”
    ― Bill Hicks
    tags: russell-brand
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    Steve Martin
    “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
    ― steve martin
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    Steve Martin
    “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    ― Steve Martin
    tags: humor, obvious, simile
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    Rick Riordan
    “The real world is where the monsters are.”
    ― Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief
    tags: monsters, reality, world
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    William Goldman
    “Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
    tags: life
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    William Goldman
    “I’ll tell you the truth and its up to you to live with it.”
    ― William Goldman, The Princess Bride
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    Ernest Hemingway
    “Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
    ― Ernest Hemingway
    tags: drinking
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    Drew Carey
    “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
    There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
    ― Drew Carey
    tags: drinking, humor, jobs, life
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    Chuck Palahniuk
    “Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.”
    ― Chuck Palahniuk, Diary
    tags: weather
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    Pema Chödrön
    “The most difficult times for many of us are the ones we give ourselves.”
    ― Pema Chodron, When Things Fall Apart: Heart Advice for Difficult Times
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    Pema Chödrön
    “We are all capable of becoming fundamentalists because we get addicted to other people's wrongness.”
    ― Pema Chodron
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    Randy Pausch
    “Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. And experience is often the most valuable thing you have to offer.”
    ― Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture
    tags: experience
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    Cormac McCarthy
    “Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.”
    ― Cormac McCarthy, Blood Meridian, or, the Evening Redness in the West
    tags: consent, existence, horror, knowledge, western
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    Richard Matheson
    “But it was hard to keep his hands still. He could almost feel them twitching emphatically with his strong desire to reach out and stroke the dog's head. He had such a terrible yearning to love something again, and the dog was such a beautiful ugly dog.”
    ― Richard Matheson, I Am Legend and Other Stories
    tags: friendship, love
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    Richard Matheson
    “And, before science had caught up with the legend, the legend had swallowed science and everything.”
    ― Richard Matheson, I Am Legend and Other Stories
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    Markus Zusak
    “Imagine smiling after a slap in the face. Then think of doing it twenty-four hours a day.”
    ― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
    tags: pain, sadness, stoicism
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    Markus Zusak
    “He does something to me, that boy. Every time. It’s his only detriment. He steps on my heart. He makes me cry.”
    ― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
    tags: heartbreak, love, sad
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  • #32
    Markus Zusak
    “If only she could be so oblivious again, to feel such love without knowing it, mistaking it for laughter. ”
    ― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
    tags: childhood, laughter, love, oblivious
    2265 likes



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